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When I started here, it was just a place for me to boost porn and be an asshole. But then I started to meet people who were curious thinkers, and I started to share more of myself in the hope that it would give me some sort of relief. As time passed and I became more comfortable I started to feel normal again. My confidence began to return despite certain people telling me to kill myself occasionally. I don't know what the future holds for any of us but I hope that it's good. I even hope that the antis can find some peace just like I hope paraphiles can find peace. If everybody had peace there would be no more fighting.

*parents = paraphiles
holy shit thanks for niggering me tts, I should just repost but I won't delet

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youtu.be/aO35c9_6uM0
(Play this while reading for greater effect)

When I started here, it was just a place for me to boost porn and be an asshole. But then I started to meet people who were curious thinkers, and I started to share more of myself in the hope that it would give me some sort of relief. As time passed and I became more comfortable I started to feel normal again. My confidence began to return despite certain people telling me to kill myself occasionally. I don't know what the future holds for any of us but I hope that it's good. I even hope that the aunties can find some peace just like I hope parents can find peace. If everybody had peace there would be no more fighting.

Fiction 

*hard rock music plays*
*Satan swoops around laughing and then lands in the oval office chair*
"HAHAHHAHAA I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERYBODY SUFFER AND I'M GOING TO TELL THEM I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I LOVE GOD AND JESUS HAHAHA!"

"PLEASE WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE US SOMEBODY COME HELP?!"

*Harder rock music plays*
"Have no fear, Alkaloid Man is here!"

"Yay! Alkaloid Man, save us, he's trying to make us feel bad!"

"NO! NOT ALKALOID MAN! HE'S GOING TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME BECAUSE I'M A DUMB FAGOT!"

*Alkaloid Man kicks the devil so hard in his balls that he vomits and dies*

"And that's why feeling good is always better than feeling bad, don't let faggots ruin YOUR good time!"

*all the people all over everywhere cheered and threw their hands up and applauded Alkaloid Man while he dispersed alkaloids magically through the atmosphere so that they could all finally enjoy their day*

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@bitterblossom "come on vote republican! we offer;
- endless wars
- higher taxes (but they dont differ between wages!)
- debt slavery
- more inflation
- more death
- police state
- corporate bailout

But dont forget we also offer
- the ability to own a gun or smthing idk"

or even; "come on vote democrat! we offer;
- endless wars
- higher taxes (but the rich gets taxed even more!)
- debt slavery
- more inflation
- more death
- police state
- corporate bailout

but dont forget we also offer;
- minorities get more rights (barely)"
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mertle on the beach alts commission
buddy wanted me to repost this old commission alongside with his alts commissions. enjoy guys :D

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Bit of a group fun with my Vienna and @kukseleg's Kitty, an older bonus work for supporters back from October of last year!

I really need to start getting hard copies of all the shows and movies I like in case the internet ever goes to shit. Those stupid fucking little entertainment boxes keep me alive.

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You know guys, there's a sense even amongst the most NPCish normies that the US is in decline, but I don't think people realize just how shitty modern America has become.

To better illustrate my point, I give you the "SHIT SUCKS!" megathread, a thread of graphs/headlines demonstrating America's descent into Brazil del Norte. Feel free to add any contributions of your own.

On to the data...
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Becky :winky: :winky:
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THEY CAN'T EVEN SMOKE BLUNTS BECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING PISS TESTS HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL?

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I wish I could work for the government but then I would have to be around a bunch of government employees and those people are goddamn basic (am I wrong?)

I used to be a Mulder but now I'm such a Scully, a miserable cunt who hates everything and has lost her whimsey, need my little alien believing man to come save me with his dreams 🥺

I was going to watch porn but I'm too depressed, so I'm going to watch x files (and then feel even more depressed that it's not the 90s anymore)

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