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Don't put warhead candies up your butthole or they'll burn your rectum

I imagine if I got stabbed critically the only thing going through my head while I felt my blood pooling inside and outside of me would be "Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no no no, oh no no no no no, ohhhhb no no no no" and then I might try bargaining.

I wish I had a dad who told me I was ok, instead he told me I was worthless.

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Harper and Sarah SHORT LOOP

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Holy shit, Elon Musk was in the Simpsons before he got famous!?
youtu.be/ZDOI0cq6GZM

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Horse (centaurworld) 

Friends? Neigh. Girlfriends.

Horse can talk now, and that means she can gush about how much sex she had with Rider.

Comic based on this fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/4458

I'm not getting the high highs but also not getting the low lows. I feel very level. Like a machine.

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I'm not having racing thoughts anymore, I'm not staring off into space and shaking because I "hear the voice of god" anymore, or it still feeling like traumatizing moments that passed long ago are still presently occuring and unresolved, also it doesn't feel like people can read my thoughts anymore

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I can stop taking my meds any time I want instead of having them forced down my throat like when I was a child, which means that it's now actually therapeutic instead of traumatizing

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"Wanna come back to my place?"
<S-sure Jazzy...
"Just have to go on this long dark car ride through empty streets :)"
<O-ok...
"Yea I don't get a signal at my place btw so you might not be able to call anyone."
<A-alright...
":)"
youtu.be/NCuBalItZA8

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commission for my friend <З
you can't even imagine how much i like this one

#shota #bnha #mha #kotaizumi

I love how these bitches be sitting there blank face getting rammed because being a whore is their job and then they call themselves "asexual" like NO BITCH you're just having sex with people you don't really want to have sex with YOU DUMB FUCK so you're not enjoying it RETARD what are you STUPID? Good luck those stains don't wash off you're ruining your mind you dumb bitch.

Do sex work I'm all for sex work but you better be fucking people you actually want to fuck you dumbass, you're doing psychic damage to yourself otherwise.

I wonder if Jackie Chan saw the Jade Chan porn and was like "No more show if this is what people are doing with it 😡" because he's such moralist

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NSFW 

When you ask your sexy girlfriend:
-Do you want a carrot?
And she tells: Yes!
And the next thing you see is...

One day memes will be perfected into a series of symbols that elicits any desired response, no matter how complex. Memes will be outlawed and used as powerful weapons. Entire populations will be memed into violent mindless zombies, among other scenarios.

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