JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@Remejy Hi Remejy I just woke up even though it's night time for me @-@

I thought if I identified as a lesbian I would get to have sex with wholesome girls (the kind who like forestry and shit, and stuff, they're all lesbians) but they're not falling for it

Man, I really thought today would be the day God gave me a gf, of a bf who takes the place of a gf (we will break Deuteronomical law, and I will lay with him as I would with a woman)

I really want to nut inside at least one woman and get her pregnant (to completion, she has the kid instead of aborting it), but ideally I'd like to do it multiple times, with either one or multiple women. I'd like to be a based dad. This is what it would be like if Jazzy was a parent:

Year 0-3
When the baby cries address it asap always
Never let the baby "cry it out" (you monster)
Never put off changings and cleanings
Never withhold food or strike the baby (you sick fucks)
Keep all dangerous objects out of reach and all outlets covered and cabinets locked, get all baby safe furniture and get rid of all your old dangerous shit
Feed the baby healthy food not like mnms and shit
Don't put on halloween masks and fuck with the baby by scaring it and shit
No brain numbing media, only hand puppet adventures and shit until they're older, music is fine

I think that about covers it, and so that's the start of how I'd raise a baby, next as they aged I wouldn't home school them because I don't want them to turn out weird, but I would definitely put them in a private school that wasn't shit. Got learn all that learnin, help them with flash cards and memory games and encouragement and all that stuff. And when they freak out, don't you freak out, but don't be so distant that you seem like a douchebag. That pretty much covers it until they're like 16-20, then it's time for the deep life stuff, like death and letting go and shit. Get them nice and ready so they don't freak the fuck out when you die. Want the seed to do well after the fact, and do well with its own.

I want to be the stupid loyal devoted retarded husband of the mid looking but really top tier skilled piano player or some shit from a rich family, I promise promise promise primise primise primise times a million not to do anything to embarrass you and I promise to just be mindful of my place as "the husband of the prodigy" and do you proud, I'll be nice and subdued and charming, I promise

When I was a kid I would fantasize about an older woman putting a collar on me and making me her sex/love pet

@Sudodeme I've missed you!

I WANT TO BE A FANCY WIFES SIMPLETON HUSBAND

When you niggas like my posts and shit and reply and shit I get a little jolt of dopamine

I NEED A STRONG WOMAN TO MAKE ME SHUT UP AND TO DOMINATE ME SEXUALLY TBH FAM

"wow you really said that man?"
no...just like in my head you know?
"oh yea good that would have been crazy haha"
Ha yea like imagine if I had said it though, like she would go crazy man, or like
"Or like she, wouldn't know what to think haha, she'd be like UHHHHHHHH, EXCUSE ME?"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YEA oh my god dude she would be like UHHHH WHAT?

Instathot: wat i ate 4 brunch
me: I wanna eat you 4 brunch bby

Are men with normal size dicks good enough?

I'M TALKING ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS! LIVING, BREATHING, HUMANS! I, *pause*, LOVED them, I, *pause* CARED for them, and, they, used me, they, h-humiliated me, they l-laughed at me and my gf, my gf she even said I have a dick that's "not that big" and you know what that's not fair and that HURTS, because it's not like I EVER acted like I had a big dick, this is NEVER something I talked about. I never thought I had a big dick. Ok I may have mentioned to her a story from school when I was a kid and we all compared dicks and mine was the biggest and I was so proud. In hindsight I was held back a year so had a big head start on my classmates and this never occurred to me until much later. Not the point. The point is that it's a humorous anecdote about my penis and my classmates penises in our youth, not a legitimate claim to bick dickism. I told her that story one time, ONE time, because I thought it was funny! I wasn't bragging about my dick! My dick is normal size, AVERAGE size, yea I may have said it was "above average" before in my life, but what is "average" really? I just think I have a normal dick. So anyway she said, something fucking awful, something horrible, she said my dick was small. I think this is fucked because she was raped by VERY big penised people, people packing 10 inchers, THICK ones too, and so she has suffered from big dicks, I have no idea why she would say mean shit about my normal size dick when it actually made her cum instead of scream, cry, and black out.

"oh wow look at me I rapped at the party and it was on beat and not cringe and everybody cheered" that doesn't translate into future opportunities, there is absolutely no point to being a party clown, I SUCK, I EH *starts hitting self* EH AG EH AH *hits self more* AH EH UH AH! *breaths heavily* THERE'S NOOOOO POOIINNNTTTTT! AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH ANABDHSJKAKFNSV *incomprehensible noises*. My LIFE! My TIME! INVESTED IN PEOPLE! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MAGAZINES!!!!!!!!!!

I lived this slum scum lifestyle and I wish I was playing dnd with people instead of being at parties where I got brain damage

I was one of these bros at that point in my life, bro this bro that -let's go jump stuff bros lets go fuckin party in this broken down house until the walls fall in- type stuff and I should have not invested skill points into any of that. But the bliss, the ignorant bliss, the freedom of being an idiot, empty head, no thoughts, smoothbrained, it does have an appeal. It's like the weightlessness I assume jumpers feel before they hit the ground.

This song was my jam when it came out. This shit was my anthem. I'm ashamed of that.
https://youtu.be/43pkqeamXe8