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[commenting on a post thats relatable 2 cows] bro this is such a moooooood

I don't deserve eternal pain and torment just for being retarded

In pussy fucking mode rn, I'm horny to fuck pussy instead of butthole rn :blobcool:

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I know some of you will be grossed out but this is so hot to me :3
youtu.be/Ho-PYWmYOcc

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I am so like, ugh, angy, because I want to be a lb and have a milf gf, :sadgery:

Holy shit this debate is wild, dude is openly saying islam says it's ok to fuck a 4yo as long as she's showing "signs of maturity" (talking about precocious puberty). He also says islam supports sex slavery and he's not ashamed at all....I think I understand why chuds are flocking to this religion....

a mod on 420chan literally asked "why" someone would lie on the internet, it genuinely confused them, they couldn't make sense of it. We tried to explain trolling to them and they were like "That's insane, nobody is that insane"

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No fedi gf for me
I will have to be comfortably
Lonely
In my cottage so quaint
The ritz no it aint
Could use fresh paint
Only
I feel no rush or desire for life
While I feel incomplete without a wife
Could there be one who appreciates me?
Or am I lost as a ship on the sea
The world's too big and my town is too small
So I must go on an internet crawl
If I find love will it be real?
Or will my love only steal
And leave me more of a beggar than now
With nothing but the sweat of my brow

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Idea for metal song (sludge metal)
"1,000,000 Doses"

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Wait I got this guy mixed up with Hasan, sorry, stop being muslim

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I love this, I hate Hussein, I hate his islam loving ass, I hate that he was cringe about sam hyde, so I love watching him be publicly humiliated by a non-retard
youtu.be/i0Lih590It0

youtu.be/xun_dmc6Vbc
Rapists aren't punished properly, every rapist should be forced to be my living toy, tied up and contorted, they would be housed off site and I would manage it remotely, I'd watch them get flayed alive and beg for reprieve, while I pet my cat in my lap as it purrs

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john really walked up a hill after dealing with a Pharisees bullshit. then for 3 days straight recived visions.

John what were you doing on the hill?"

{then John went} 🥺👉👈

and wrote a secret dairy about it.

Don't you guys hate when you're dropping a deuce and it turns out to be a spicy deuce?

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