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"A woman is nothing, she is an object, if you ever consider trusting or even valuing one of those GASHES, I swear to god, there will be problems"

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I love it when gay femboys are extremely misogynist, shit's hot

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I am going to have girls who are friends, and so therefore they are my girlfriends

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I'm going to have multiple irl girlfriends I'm sorry for breaking any fedi hearts...but you drove me to this by not just settling down with the Jazzy you love so much :sadgery: CONFESS YOUR LOVE!!!!!!

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What if I became an afriboo, would that be a good arc? I could devote the next 5 years of my life to afrocentrism, if I really commit I can probably get a fit black chick from the city who thinks country life is amazing

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Is there anything known about what it means when #crows click instead of caw?

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#dreamjournal
had a dream about overcoming a cartoonish nightnare realm
For some reason my and my sister were watching over our apartment while the rest of the family were away on vacation or something, There was also a massive snowstorm raging outside so we couldn't go out and electricity wasn't working. We sorta just chilled at home, doing whatever when suddenly one day I woke up in this hellish landscape with my sister and my parents. Cue various hijinks as family sacrifices me and sometimes also my sister to the world numerous times by having us complete a minecart maze, looking around for a weapon do kill a horned, hooded killer that was pursuing us and searching for bottles full of souls to power the ritual that will take us back. We did all this, though it took a while and eventually while walking through a blood red canyon we came face to face with the demon. It was just about to squish us with it's comically large and cartoony hammer when we defeated with "the power of love"(not elaborating on this) and bonked it so hard it joined us because she also wanted to leave. After that we went into a main building and looked around for various things that might help us in the upcoming area, but found nothing useful. Now we had to split, because in order to contain this whole situation we had to fight the evil, distorted versions of our parents and we had to fight both at the same time to make sure they don't kill each other. I went to fight dad while she went to fight mom, though both of them weren't even human at this point. On my way there I saw a bunch of visions, but I persevered and made my way all the way to dad. I didn't have a weapon though so before I started wailing on him I wanted to find one. This led to me getting stuck in a room with no way to escape, and after a while of trying to open the door with the help of a random professor I woke up.
A bunch of other stuff happened but I'd rather keep that to myself, since this is already getting way too long
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Favorite things (for my #Fedidating profile)

Microplastics
Corn Syrup
Living in a pod
Eating the bugs
Proprietary software

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Has anyone made a serious attempt at any fediverse based dating thing yet? Even like a bot that matches people based on interest or something? Even if it was joke-y dating I think it would be an interesting thing to attempt. #FediDate

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