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Best kept secret (from me at least) is that black chicks lust for white men. It's an unspoken thing. Apparently any sister will go with any white guy if he asks her out. It's a race thing. They're smitten to be getting attention from a higher social status male. It's sad but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth. I'm off to get a black gf guys. I'll have to try and keep the offspring from seeing racist stuff from either side but nobody said life would be perfect or easy.

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I'm both horny and wholesome. It alternates. Sometimes I go to a dark place in my head and my eyes roll back like a shark, that's when it's rape time (I don't actually rape anyone but the cold, reptilian urge is there). Other times horny rape thoughts repulse me and don't interest me at all. There's a reptilian demon inside me left over in my brain stem from when apes were evolving, it says "consume and exploit", I work hard to keep that guy in a cage in my mind palace. Don't need him running around.

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"NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME" Scat Brawlsh cried, followed with "CONSERVATIVE VALUES", after hearing this the government had heard enough and was fed up so they immediately chopped off his penis.

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ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY PERSON'S LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY OCCURRENCE IS ALSO PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Scat Brawlsh had been spewing hate for too long, the government decided to finally do something about it. Scat was taken from his comfortable home before sunrise, the anal rape was the least of his worries. The government slapped him over 50 times with a large, heavy dildo, that broke bones. Scat tried to stay conscious but it was impossible. The government too his bearded face and began kicked it once he woke up, they kicked his jaw into his throat and he even died, but they revived him. Then thwy started punching him in the stomach until he shot bloody diarrhea all over himself.

This was the fate of Scat Brawlsh, for being a hateful, shitty, unfunny, ugly, not-genetically-superior, little retard man from the sped class and the short bus.

*Sigh*. Wish I could be someone's boyfriend, some smart qt who does math and science or something, and s/hes so busy with that stuff that s/he needs me to help by making meals, cleaning up, and giving massages. And then when work is over I want to help them unwind with my childlike charm :blobpleading:

Told you guys I chopped wood today :blobpleading: please love me...p-please *dies*

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What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

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