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Imagine getting told a sexist just because you didn't include the word "boys" on a small statement about the site HAHAHAHAHA

Clean dishes, clean counters, clean home, nice garden, and crafts!

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I need to martha stewart it up in this bitch and revitalize my life

I really love good strippers, ones who are HYPER athletic and flexible and who know how to move and ungulate sexily and not awkwardly.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

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The homosexual community is scary but I want manass to succ :peepoScared:

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I would love to "live the homosexual lifestyle" with someone :blobpleading:

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SHE NEEDS TO LIKE ANIMALS BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT SHE WON'T EAT THEM BUT NOT SO LITTLE THAT SHE WON'T FUCK THEM

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Remember to give Hilda her big, fat Tip for being such a good worker. But she has no pockets for tips....Well, not unless she loses the shorts.

Hey, want the good stuff? Need more Blue hair gals, want to grab a drink at the place where the drinks are sweet but the nectar is sweeter...
Here is the good stuff:
honeyshot.gumroad.com/l/jpwld
#hilda

Ok I started watching Star Trek Picard and it is not as bad as Discovery, which sucked ass.

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current creepiness levels are 60%

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Omg if god is real he will give me a steroid muscle mommy with massive legs to fuck

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Howdyyyy I am still alive, say hi to me :3 my name is Ellie I have a little surprise to u

*Against their will... meaning that they wouldn't want it, it doesn't mean there's free will, just they involuntarily wouldn't want it, they would have no choice in the matter of how they felt about being changed

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