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Wow, someone irl showed interest in my (Jazzys) alter ego, if I go to the thing they invited me to we will probably fuck, and I think he's hot. He's fem and thicc, he's my type, I like the squishy gays, his ass is thicc and he loves kissing, he's older than me but looks younger, the only downside is he talks and talks and talks, like our conversation was 70%-80% him talking, but we did connect about some things and we're very sexually compatible.

I miss when dating a tranny meant you were in a "homosexual relationship" and if you were trans you were a "homosexual" and a "transvestite"

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Imagine getting told a sexist just because you didn't include the word "boys" on a small statement about the site HAHAHAHAHA

Clean dishes, clean counters, clean home, nice garden, and crafts!

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I need to martha stewart it up in this bitch and revitalize my life

I really love good strippers, ones who are HYPER athletic and flexible and who know how to move and ungulate sexily and not awkwardly.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

The homosexual community is scary but I want manass to succ :peepoScared:

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I would love to "live the homosexual lifestyle" with someone :blobpleading:

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SHE NEEDS TO LIKE ANIMALS BUT NOT SO MUCH THAT SHE WON'T EAT THEM BUT NOT SO LITTLE THAT SHE WON'T FUCK THEM

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Remember to give Hilda her big, fat Tip for being such a good worker. But she has no pockets for tips....Well, not unless she loses the shorts.

Hey, want the good stuff? Need more Blue hair gals, want to grab a drink at the place where the drinks are sweet but the nectar is sweeter...
Here is the good stuff:
honeyshot.gumroad.com/l/jpwld
#hilda

Ok I started watching Star Trek Picard and it is not as bad as Discovery, which sucked ass.

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