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Girls don't pick nice guys they pick money and rapists and then white knights try to save them and the women play victim and say thanks and then run to the next rapist they see because they're broken pathetic pieces of shit and we should laugh at every drop of suffering they sustain/sjk

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If men and women were honest about things:

Man: Hey property object!!
Woman: Hey master! :D

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Mulder tries to save Scully from satanic influence. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

It's the same for anyone female coded really I'm sorry your feminine brain is so devoid of thought and that you can't stop sucking chads that you might take offense to this but you know I'm right.

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Women don't stay naturally in line, a man has to KEEP them in line /just controversial thoughts that fags will cry about but I'm still not a tradfag I just understand women

I wanna worship your skinny twink asshole I'm sorry I just can't help it you drive me crazy *grabs you and is too strong to fight off*

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That nigger needs to learn ITS fucking place!! - Said by the buck breaker before breaking the buck

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You walk up to a building, you're so scared. You ask the doorman..."Is it really true??" The doorman silently and without looking up taps a sign next to him, it said "NO BBCS". You go into the club, and it's a sliver of sanity in this insane world. Nothing but beautiful whites, no darkies to be seen, with their jagged teeth and their jutting jaws. "Wow!" you said, before a blonde walks up to you and says "Hi! You're new around here aren't you!?" and all you can do is blurt out "YOU HAVEN'T EVER TOUCHED A BBC HAVE YOU???". For a moment you think you've really stepped in it, but then she says "Don't worry!! None of us here have! We're all clean and normal! Come on! Let's dance!" And you danced the night away. That woman became your wife, and gave you 50 years of faithful bliss.

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Grandma with wrinkley skin even though she has six pack abs? Omg grandma I need sex omg and she's Hispanic? Omg I'm dying grandma I beed me your hairy white pussy hairs

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The next girl who flirts with me then runs away because she got abandonment anxiety is getting a slap to the face

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Some frens keep trying to make me put bbcs in my ass but I can't remember who they are and I'm scared

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Man imagine analy raping some faggot little tik toker who fucks with people but really is just prime sissy body type? Dude that would be so hot penetrating his anus and bashing his fucking stupid head against the floor any time he tried to fight back.

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Guys what if your therapist became involved in your fediposting and they introduced themselves and were like "Hi I'm CunnyDrstroyerz therapist and we thought it would be good for me to get to know all their friends online!"

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