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I have a philosophy. It's called come over be lowkey, quiet, let's have some sensual sex. I'll make dinner or order whatever.

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What do we even stand for? Just free speech right? I guess it's better than nothing. Free speech! Onward!

youtu.be/6SJnReLKQvM
Whoever takes over the holding of the future I hope they are capable of doing so and passing it down ad infinitum. I know we've had our differences fedi frens. Goodluck.

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Idiot kid think Santa is not real !! :blobsob:
If Santa doesn't exist how will she explain the present she'll get in 9 months :blobmeltsoblove:

Happy (late) Christmas y'all ! 🎄

I want to be a "pedo hunter" but I would only go after actual abusers and would leave happy couples alone.

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Fiction/Fantasy/Rap 

If one of these lil freak bitches gets on my dick I ain't sayin shit
Even though that snatch gonna be locked down including the pudding hatch
Never in my life will you hear my ass say I fought I taw a putty tat
She secret wifey she secret like me and she's pleased her pussy's fat

Fiction/Fantasy 

I need to get hired as the ugly bastard for a rich chad who lives in a castle and he throws maidens to me who have displeased him and I shuffle out of the darkness all hunchbacked and grinning/drooling and she starts crying "nooooooo" and desperately tries to wriggle away but it's no use I have my way just the way I want it by the end, and through her tears she says how much she loves it and me, for that is what our master said in front of both of us must happen for her to be redeemed

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I'm going to teach you guys how to rp since every time I try to erp with someone they suck at it.

You as Brian Griffin: Hey Meg, can we talk?
Them as Meg: *sigh* I already know, we can't be together.
You as Brian Griffin: No! Meg, I wanted to tell you I think we can make this work.
Them as Meg: Really!? What changed your mind?
You as Brian Griffin: I realized that I was wrong about you, I was being judgemental, and stupid...but I think I could really love you, so it's worth a try, right?
Them as Meg: Oh Brian! *embraces you and french kisses you which you eagerly reciprocate*
You as Brian: Oh god *kiss kiss* you are so fucking hot Meg. *french kiss tonge licking rapidly*
Them as Meg: *Puts hand on your sheeth, it feels warm and the knot is already forming inside, starts jerking you while we kiss*

Etc. Etc.
Get it together people. Get. Your shit. Together. Idk if English is a second language for you or if you had horrible schooling but come on, get it together, learn the meaning of passion and more importantly, learn the meaning of class. I'm not "telling you what" I'll "do to ya" until we've established the characters and the scene and it needs to be realistic you stupid fuck, that's what makes it hot, but you're just a chimpanzee who can't understand that.

I love seeing musk get assraped in real time by his own dogs (or at least he was dumb enough to think they were his)

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