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I love that muscular women who take it to the fbb level with roids and shit
A) have self esteem issues
B) are thought of as less attractive by general population

because that means that despite being intimidating, they are a good candidate for marriage to an ugly bastard

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Cecilia Nuthatch (We're Back: A Dinosaur Story)
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I'm talking with the Dr tomorrow and I will mention my PINGUS damage

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I have FOMO but with porn. I have to see all the porn, and cum to all the porn, or I feel like my life is incomplete. But I can't possibly watch all the porn, and that freaks me the fuck out.

What order should a person learn computer languages in? What should you start off with? Learning about binary and then move on chronologically as things were developed, or are there things that you can just completely skip and ignore because they're not important...or by skipping and ignoring those things are you going to miss out on important exploits that you otherwise wouldn't notice?

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He likes programming and drawing but he lives far away and idk if he's even willing to be gay with me

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I wished for an autistic bf and now I am talking with one who has potential UwU

PENIS STATUS: STILL INJURED
MASTURBATION NUMBERS DOWN I'M CRITICALLY LOW LEVELS

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Repost because i posted the wrong pic lol
Now with the do/dont
extra characters 20 usd, for more information send me a DM

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It should be illegal to sell TV dinners that give someone this much diarrhea

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