I can get hard but it's painful. I am ashamed to say things like don't touch my wee wee, it hurts, but here I am.
I hope I don't have to get an erection for the urologist. I don't want him to see the porn I look at.
The doctor wasn't concerned much until I told him about the pooling of blood into a water balloon like mass if I masturbated normally
I feel like calling Dredd a commentary on the police state is an excuse to look like some kind of an intellectual while you print ultraviolence, because Dredd doesn't do things like rape. Dredd is not presented as a commentary, cautionary, he is presented as a badass.
Judge Dredd is supposed to be commentary on the police state but every time I see him handle somebody I'm just like "that was done properly". Maybe if you want to comment on the police state have Dredd rape kids like a real cop instead of taking on dangerous filthy criminals who are so evil his brutality becomes justified.
The Trench