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YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED ME PENIS SURGERY VIDEOS
THEY KNOW ABOUT MY PENIS

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I hope I don't have to get an erection for the urologist. I don't want him to see the porn I look at.

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The doctor wasn't concerned much until I told him about the pooling of blood into a water balloon like mass if I masturbated normally

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I have a referral to see a dr about my penis!

I feel like calling Dredd a commentary on the police state is an excuse to look like some kind of an intellectual while you print ultraviolence, because Dredd doesn't do things like rape. Dredd is not presented as a commentary, cautionary, he is presented as a badass.

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Judge Dredd is supposed to be commentary on the police state but every time I see him handle somebody I'm just like "that was done properly". Maybe if you want to comment on the police state have Dredd rape kids like a real cop instead of taking on dangerous filthy criminals who are so evil his brutality becomes justified.

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I want a moral chaste girl who dresses like a stripper whore

lgf who is an athlete and she has a lil six pack

shapeshifting lgf who can take the form of any girl in your fap folder

I showed my friend my muscle woman folder and he was scared of those bitches

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If your wife doesn't have biceps like bowling balls smh

I want my muscle mommy to
A) lift me up
B) protec me from bullies

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I love that muscular women who take it to the fbb level with roids and shit
A) have self esteem issues
B) are thought of as less attractive by general population

because that means that despite being intimidating, they are a good candidate for marriage to an ugly bastard

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