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I wish I had knocked him down and stomped his balls tbh

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I remember this one skinny little fuck who would literally run on walls and liked naruto and death note, who I thought was my friend, but it turns out he had something wrong with him worse than I did because he tried to blow my eardrums out once, and people would say he would torture animals but I never saw anything like that so I didn't want to believe rumors, but after the trying to deafen me as a prank thing I believed it.

I can't keep making vodka sodas you guys, I'm gonna get fucking diabetes. I have to start drinking it straight or with a different mixer.

Mfw I say the most vile fucking shit I can think of to a person who was just rude to me

I worry if I ever get any money at all I'm going to blow it on muscular women (roided muscular not natty)

I wish I could freeze time so I could learn a bunch of stuff then unfreeze time so I could stop being a loser

I was today years old when I noticed the 4chan flag has just been Dr. Dooms flag all along, I take this as a sign

OMG UR A PEDO?!?
And you're a bigot.

OMG U SAID NIGGER? RACIST!
You're the racist for giving a word so much power and thinking blacks are so fragile.

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Jamming out to indian music, idk what any of it is, it's on the radio

Ok guys I want to make fewer posts starting now, I'm like, a gerbil or something ona wheel with this fediposting and fedibrowsing...............but maybe it's good for me, maybe it's me getting my emotional constipation taken care of...

I can't help that my piss is yellow. It's not my fault, it's not like I'm doing it intentionally. I just don't want people to see this yellow liquid coming out of my body and think I'm doing it on purpose, as like a statement against asian people or something. No more than I can help thay my shit is brown, or my cum is white. It just is what it is.

How crazy would it be if I photoshopped myself into photos with celebrities then printed them and put them in really nice frames so people would think I was a big shot?

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