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So, we've seen how Lisa is handling at Pokémon training. Let's now see how Bart is doing.

... Yeah, I'd say he's doing far better. Good thing he found that Secret Move Trainer. This is far more productive than battling, huh?

And, if he does need to battle, sicking the bellsprout on the opponent will be a much better tactic.

#BartSimpson #simpsons #Pokemon #bellsprout #blowjob

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お題箱で左の子のその後をご所望だったので描いたよ(゚ω゚)

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@dwite39 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED :akkoScream:
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I'm one of those people who faps to Goku x Gohan porn

I would date a literal dyke with greasy hair, a square ass body, and male clothes, just so I could dress fem and we could be that weird gender non conforming couple

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FediGf: Ur, avacados, anime, lgf
Me: Pfffft hahha you're so hilarious fedigf, a mexican lgf who robs you of your avocados is a hilarious concept!

Ok fedi just going completely schizo and losing my mind and thinking the fediverse is an actual person and all the posts are her saying things (she's a little disjointed)

Me: *Puts fediverse gf next to me*
Me: *Sigh*, I never thought I'd have someone again, you know?
FediGf: Wow, yea, babies, right wing, journos
Me: See you get it, you understand what it's LIKE
FediGf: You, faggot, me, defederation, family vacation
Me: You know what, maybe we do need a vacation!

If I was in the backroomz all alone (with no knowledge of the monsters) I would have the overwhelming urge to defecate

Lemme succ that big dick you got (said to all the fems)

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The left could have had me, and many other of the strongest meme warriors, buy they shunned us, and talked shit on beautiful guns which the forefathers knew were to be worshipped as holy artefacts, if they rectify their mistake, they can have the finest meme knights to have walked these mortal planes. The meme knights are up for hire, the chuds have not been paying our wages, we would gladly smite their minds with memes.

I give the left headpats when they:
Support porn (free speech)
Support art (free speech)
Support animal welfare (decency)
Support workers rights (decency)

I give the left a bag of shit when they:
Oppose speech they don't like (fascism)
Oppose guns (fascism)
Oppose porn (feminist fascism)
Support bullying (fascism)

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