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I love how it's "abnormal" to pull your dick out in non dick out designated areas.

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Don't put warhead candies up your butthole or they'll burn your rectum

I imagine if I got stabbed critically the only thing going through my head while I felt my blood pooling inside and outside of me would be "Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no no no, oh no no no no no, ohhhhb no no no no" and then I might try bargaining.

I wish I had a dad who told me I was ok, instead he told me I was worthless.

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Harper and Sarah SHORT LOOP

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Holy shit, Elon Musk was in the Simpsons before he got famous!?
youtu.be/ZDOI0cq6GZM

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Horse (centaurworld) 

Friends? Neigh. Girlfriends.

Horse can talk now, and that means she can gush about how much sex she had with Rider.

Comic based on this fanfic archiveofourown.org/works/4458

I'm not getting the high highs but also not getting the low lows. I feel very level. Like a machine.

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I'm not having racing thoughts anymore, I'm not staring off into space and shaking because I "hear the voice of god" anymore, or it still feeling like traumatizing moments that passed long ago are still presently occuring and unresolved, also it doesn't feel like people can read my thoughts anymore

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I can stop taking my meds any time I want instead of having them forced down my throat like when I was a child, which means that it's now actually therapeutic instead of traumatizing

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"Wanna come back to my place?"
<S-sure Jazzy...
"Just have to go on this long dark car ride through empty streets :)"
<O-ok...
"Yea I don't get a signal at my place btw so you might not be able to call anyone."
<A-alright...
":)"
youtu.be/NCuBalItZA8

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