YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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Joined Nov 2021
I've dated
Girls: 1
Boys: 2
Trans girls: 2
One of my last memories of my grandmother was going to visit her with my trans gf, after I introduced them my grandma told me she was impressed with how pretty she was, and she meant it. (The relationship didn't last but this is a based grandma story not a bad ex story)
Dark Jazzy is when fantasies of being a barbarian invader and taking slave boys to rape
Because I had no idea about anything at that point, so I was like, in shock, and I met so many other femboys who were like that, into being like, humiliated and stuff. And now I'm finally old enough and dead inside enough to not be like "Noooo you don't deserve thattttt" when a boi is like "punch me please", now I'm iust like "ok" *pumch*
One day I was hanging out and my bf (who was older, but a bottom) showed me a random picture of our other friend who was my age, naked in a stress position with latex straps and a ball gag, he was immediately like WHERE DID YOU GET THAT and I was just like 
When I was smol all the femboys I wanted to date who were my age wouldn't date me and would go on dates with 30-50yo dudes who would bdsm their frail bodies and I could never understand why that was what they were into but now I get it (I think)
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"No one should have to hand over their driver’s license just to access free websites. That’s why @eff opposes mandated age verification laws, no matter how well intentioned they may be." https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/03/age-verification-mandates-would-undermine-anonymity-online
How come batteries don't weigh more when they're charged? How come springs aren't heavier when they're compressed?
God must have invisible strings on all of them, and as the weight of the object increases, god holds them up enough with the strings so that they appear as though they're not heavier, when they actually are.
Hot older black crossdressers are hot
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Now for the spinoff, Gwen10 (inches or more) coming to a street corner near you.
Commission for Anon
Most of my stuff gets posted on twitter first. https://twitter.com/BHoneyshot
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Imagine getting fucked so hard in public you shit and everyone sees you shit and then they make fun of you for shitting
Sheltered irl life, she'd still know stuff from the internet and she'd pine for being in a more free society and she'd be good at drawing anime
Wish I had a third world gf who lived a sheltered life and she comes to the states and we get married and live happily ever after
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Here's how you beat Saitama, clone him, brainwash the clone, they'll stalemate eachother, rendering Saitama out of the way forever while he fights himself
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@hermit @mer @Cara For instance, the Ministry of Justice passed a sodomy law in 1873 criminalizing homosexual practices, termed the keikan (鶏姦) code. This code had the effect of criticizing an act of homosexuality without actually criticizing nanshoku culture itself, which at the time was associated with the samurai code and masculinity. The keikan code came to be more apparent with the rise of groups of delinquent students that would engage in so called chigo (稚児) battles. These groups would go around assaulting other students and incorporate them into their group, often engaging in homosexual activity. Newspapers became highly critical of these bishōnen-hunting gangs, resulting in an anti-sodomy campaign throughout the country.
Oceanlord Jazzy might be able to defeat Evil Jazzy, we'll see
https://youtu.be/FP4XsCqjmao
Let me, Jazzy the Oceanlord, lead you to a land that I understand
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