YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm sorry for all my angy posts mocking entire body types and genders and stuff Y-Y

I'm finally watching OPM season 2 because I as t first hated it because the animation quality drop but I don't care so much anymore, it still isn't as good but I can enjoy the show now

You are VALID and your STANDARD OF BEAUTY is too! You and your partner(s) of choice deserve to he happy and accepted!!!

/fantasy

"He's fucking me, he's fucking me! I belong to him now!" - What good girls think during sex

You see honey there's this place, I go to on the internet sometimes.
<What kind of place?
A place I go to talk about my thoughts
<What kind of thoughts
Oh boy, ok so you know how sometimes you have intrusive thoughts? Like you look at a scab and wonder what would taste like and you gag and almost throw up?
<Yea, ew
Ok well uh, sometimes I look at Dora the Explorer and I wonder what SHE would taste like, and uh
<You're a PEDOPHILE?
Well, honey, honey, dear, I, look these are THOUGHTS and
<GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER YOU'RE SICK! YOU SICK FUCK! DORA THE EXPLORER IS A LITERAL CHILD!!!! *pots and pans fly*

How will I break my fediverse usage to my future wife...or is that something I should never talk about?

WILL ONE OF YOU BE MY WIFE?

I FEEL like I've dated more girls but I really didn't, I only ever dated one, and I wanted to marry her but she was stupid and made bad decisions T-T

I've dated
Girls: 1
Boys: 2
Trans girls: 2

One of my last memories of my grandmother was going to visit her with my trans gf, after I introduced them my grandma told me she was impressed with how pretty she was, and she meant it. (The relationship didn't last but this is a based grandma story not a bad ex story)

Dark Jazzy is when fantasies of being a barbarian invader and taking slave boys to rape

Because I had no idea about anything at that point, so I was like, in shock, and I met so many other femboys who were like that, into being like, humiliated and stuff. And now I'm finally old enough and dead inside enough to not be like "Noooo you don't deserve thattttt" when a boi is like "punch me please", now I'm iust like "ok" *pumch*

One day I was hanging out and my bf (who was older, but a bottom) showed me a random picture of our other friend who was my age, naked in a stress position with latex straps and a ball gag, he was immediately like WHERE DID YOU GET THAT and I was just like

When I was smol all the femboys I wanted to date who were my age wouldn't date me and would go on dates with 30-50yo dudes who would bdsm their frail bodies and I could never understand why that was what they were into but now I get it (I think)

How come batteries don't weigh more when they're charged? How come springs aren't heavier when they're compressed?

God must have invisible strings on all of them, and as the weight of the object increases, god holds them up enough with the strings so that they appear as though they're not heavier, when they actually are.