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My old headcanon was that bbcs were covered in baby oil but my new headcanon is that they're covered in chicken grease.

If I don't have sex I'm going to die (thought I just had in my head on the toilet right now)

Painting yourself black so you can make bbc porn with your wife

Imagine having a psychotic episode in public about BBCs, and how it's a conspiracy and they're out to get you, couldn't be me.

Life is sad, humans are pathetic and transparent and selfish and rotten, and nonhumans are always wondering what they did wrong to be surrounded by such monsters.

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Ok so I think I figured it out.
Society the game is "be as mean as possible, but be careful, make sure everyone still thinks you're nice! Don't get caught! Now go steal food out of others mouths and be a general dick, but appear nice when others are looking!!"

A nazi, a commie, and a boomer walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, no fighting in the bar" and they each explain, "We're friends of Jazzy, who bridges gaps, if it weren't for Jazzy we would have never learned to overlook eachothers differences" and all 3 sat and drank as friends.

L8r g8rs going back to being a stealth map so now you won't know congrats I'm stealth now, you have now given maps stealth technology good work guys, no really, great job antis.

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Here is the new image for this Monthly Theme about Fire Emblem
Today with the cute Shamir, the last of the Character requests made by my supporter Keebo
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Too many sand niggers raping their women so they'll just ban porn instead of getting rid of the monkeys

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Disgusting german shithole just banned porn websites according to news I just saw

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Cancelled date night? No problem. there's always someone that'll fill in.

Done as a commission.

Remember, an anti never knows what you're thinking, antis can't read minds, even though they pretend they can. Antis have NO idea what is going on inside you, none, so don't worry, their head games are just that, games to be easily defeated. Once you realize it's yourself you're defeating it all becomes clear. The inside doesn't have to match the outside, it's ok if it doesn't, no one will know, they will just judge the outside, sad, but it benefits those who have to hide.

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Now that I have posted so much stuff that I've had to keep secret, about attractions, I finally feel kind of better. I hope antis have learned an important lesson as well, that anybody can be a map, you probably have friends who share hobbies with you who are maps, because you would never know. Imagine how badly a friend who likes you would feel if they were a map and knew the kind of things you said about people like them. If you're really their friend, and you know them to be a good person, it shouldn't matter what they think is beautiful or ugly, everyone is allowed to have their own taste, it seems to me that you're the one with the problem if you can't accept that. Antis don't stand between me and success, and they don't have to stand between you and success either. Remember lots of successful people have been maps, popular people who never harmed anyone. Remember these people and stay strong, tell yourself "if they can do it, I can do it.", it's important to use positive affirmations. Remember, for your safety it's unfortunately best to never "come out", because bigots may rally together and target you. But don't worry, you can still lead a fulfilling and successful life even if you never find any of your own kind to commiserate with. Think of antis like good dogs, who can't understand complex concepts, they will be your best friends but don't expect them to understand the philosophies that come out of your mouth. You can get along just fine with an anti, as long as you remember they are like dogs, speak simply to them, no big concepts, nothing that challenges their beliefs, they can't handle it. Once you know this things go more smoothly. And this applies to many things not just human sexuality, it extends to god, conspiracies, morals, anything abstract and thought-experiment-y can only serve to upset your dimwitted companions, remember, dogs, good dogs. Don't hate them for it, but don't trust them, don't talk to them about shit, nothing good can come of it. Keep your deep shit in a book or something and then publish it one day if you must, but don't try to soak up the richness of a "dogs" brain through conversation, it is a vacuum, it will suck the intelligence out of you.

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A WIP of Sandy Cheeks I made a while ago.

I was inspired by Glorb's Sandy Thee Squirrel

I need to settle down and pick some waifus for marriage, Lois Griffin is obviously top of the list

So if we meet at a con and I say that I support "all sexualities" or whatever, that's code, for me telling you "hey, it's ok, if you like cunny"

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