YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Need a pornstar who only does solo content to marry me and take car of me and invite me to put my face between her thighs OFTEN like ar least once a day/vent need it send it do it universe *praying extra hard* p.s. pornstar ladies, I am a good cook and I derive pleasure from cooking for my partner and I am very interested in making dietary accomodations because it is my goal to please

Cats checkup went well, I do NOT go in public spaces, and my mom was hugely disrespectful to me in public as usual, a huge cunt, but anyway, the cat is healthy! And got her shots. I'm very glad she's ok./catpost

It's like nobody is even obsessed with me like that real loving obsession where they want my cock. Fucking hurts./vent

I remember a time when close fedifrens told me to stfu about being sympathetic to the IRA and I was and still am very confused. The IRA had a justifiable reason to make the English think twice about taking their sovereignty and you don't have to agree with their methods to support their goal of an independent Ireland. Whether they support gays and lesbians or anything else is beside the point, Ireland as a nation is entitled not to have its boarders, its people, oppressed. Once that's settled there can actually be conversations about progressing society. A society that is shackled by definition cannot progress, because until it is feee, it is not progressing in any direction, but is being subjected to the whims of an outside force that is, because of its ability to determine it's own progress, is the one that is really progressing, through the theft of the resources of others and labor is a resource/vent
https://youtu.be/j_nuOyxMrMQ

Need any fedifrens who have had a real dogs knot in their asshole to talk to me, we will be knot friends, I've had a dog's knot in MY asshole, so let's be knot friends!!!!! (Searching for fedi-love)/post

I need to immerse myself into a spanish speaking cuties life so I can learn Spanish...and also marry her and protect her from anti hispanic sentiments./vent

I know I'm gonna get a lot of weird looks and people going that was ugly af but hear me out.............I miss photoshop fakes. Like when an artist would manually take the head of some hot celebrity and put it on the body of a nude chick with a similar body. Some of these people got really good at it, selecting for angle of light in both composites and everything. Then when CG got good enough is when it started becoming less popular, and then AI got good enough and now it's all but dead. There's still a few tracers out there, and they're similar to the photoshop fakes artists, closest thing at least, so not completely dead is the art of rendering eeotica of celebrities in the 2d format without AI. I don't think many of you recognize how sad an end of an era this is, and how unrecognized it will go by the history books, which compounds its sadness. For old time sake, maybe, just maybe, get an actual paper magazine, get two of them, one of PEOPLE and one of some smut rag. And just for old time sake, cut out the head of some sexy hotties and (get a gluestick too, I forgot to say that) glue it right onto the body of another hottie in the porno book, and king, you have just kept alive an ancient tradition, pat yourself on the back, you are a keeper of time now, here is your staff (it's shaped like a dick)./vent

How do you guys do it? I'm talking only to the maps/lolicons/shotacons. There's like, a bunch of you here that seem to have functional romantic relationships. How do you do it? Do you just compartmentalize, keep it private? I'm not built that way unfortunately, I tell my partner shit I probably shouldn't tell them if I want the relationship to last, if I don't want them to spread rumors about me. I trust people too much, or maybe I don't actually know how to trust at all, and I'm actually just gullible. I'm sorry I'm a turd, fedi./vent

Where do I go where there's no ALPHA MALES and there's only REAL MEN who understand their ONLY JOB is to be SERVANTS to FEMS???/vent

*Gains total power and uses it to make you cum, in this moment, you slouch downz, ur phone may even fall out of your hands or you may drop your mouse or slump in your chair, you are having a full on power orgasm, to outside observers it look like you are having a seizure, but really it's a jazzy god orgasm. You're welcome. "But jazzy I got into a fucking car acci-" I said you're welcome, goodbye.*

To be a good person you just have to try and help.

I have learned how to be a good person

Hugs

Fuck this shit. I'm living for me again. Yea yea yea I know, "that's so hot omg", it's the cosmic joke of the universe. I will literally kill you if you won't fuck out of my way and yet inexplicably that makes your pussy wetter, and I really am fucking serious, I will fucking kill you, I will even eat you, and now look, you fucking orgasmed when I said that, see? You have a fucking problem. Go away from me.

It will still sell cheesecakes just with mascots that are cuties from various medias

There's a brand my people talk about calles the cheesecake factory, it's an eatery that sells, you guessed it, cheesecakez, and I think they should REBRAND ENTIRELY to softcore drawn pornography, commonly known as cheesecake, lots of lolis in bathing suits, succubi with big cleavege, etc., it'll be the businesses entire new image, the hook will be "these cuties serve you cheesecake like an assembly line!"/ventidea

I like shrek porn. I wish it was more popular, because there needs to be more on-model shrek, fiona, and donkey, fucking and sucking/vent