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The absolute state of czech government...

One honest person, and rest are just a bunch of monkeys. This is realy 1 week away from shooting.

Just in case, you wandered just how bad the rings of power are going to be, it was supposed to be a Jar Jar Abrams project.

And now... This sceme made me scream inside...

Run?
Hide?

Shoot???

RUN???!!!

Walk slowly away?
Throw stones at it? Anything?

Ok... Now it has shields. Run?
Walk away? Why are you shooting now??? Will it shoot back?

Still time to walk away... Well now it starts shooting. About fucking time. :pepeDread:

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POW: You brought a bag of chips to class.

Ok, now serious... How the fuck is this not a parody? Should we kill him? Nah... Just take a nap on him.

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Finally, I can cut the video...

So, let's begin with a realy short clip.

You are surounded by dozens of enemies. What do you do?
A) Run
B) Take cover
C) Try to just shoot as many of them as you can
D) Spend 4 entire seconds shooting the hell out of already dead man

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Even years later, I still love this meme.

(what a shame one of them is objectively correct, and the other one objectively retarded)

Random Star Wars lore 

Angels are actually Canon, so if you laughed at Anakin for asking that question, the joke's on you...

Looking at War Thunder reviews is depressing.

I have never seen so many negative reviews with thousands of hours...

I am still so depressed from this...
There, you can see 2 battler. One, where I just died, and one, where I survived with a kill. Both of them are victories, so there is no way, these two battles can end up in negative when added up right?

RIGHT? Well, no. Combination of killing another player, surviving an entire battle and even a victory bonus do not cover the repair cost. Fuck this dumb game.

The worst thing about games with predatory monetization is, that you can never know,what they consider to be the actual price of the fun.

I have 1127 hours on war thunder. I love the game. But they made sure, that I cannot play the new jets. It is just mathematical bullshit to make money.

So, even IF I decided to throw 60 dollars at them to buy a plane simmilar to my favorite one (because I cannot even boost earning with the favorite one directly), I cannot be sure if that's going to even be profitable after 2 more patches.

Because also, this is the kind of game, where they can throw planes without missiles agains planes with beyond visual range missiles. So there are things, where not even the best of skills can save your ass.

When you spend your entire day redicalizing people, teaching them how to build a bomb and begging them to send you CP:

Book of boba fett spoiler 

You might hear, that Cad Bane was in the newest episode of Book of Boba fett. These people are LYING!!!

The character we saw cannot possibly be Cad Bane, simply because, Cad bane yould NEVER use a hat that miniscule. (real Cad Bane for comparasion)

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