And now... This sceme made me scream inside...
Run?
Hide?
Shoot???
RUN???!!!
Walk slowly away?
Throw stones at it? Anything?
Ok... Now it has shields. Run?
Walk away? Why are you shooting now??? Will it shoot back?
Still time to walk away... Well now it starts shooting. About fucking time. ![]()
POW: You brought a bag of chips to class.
Ok, now serious... How the fuck is this not a parody? Should we kill him? Nah... Just take a nap on him.
Finally, I can cut the video...
So, let's begin with a realy short clip.
You are surounded by dozens of enemies. What do you do?
A) Run
B) Take cover
C) Try to just shoot as many of them as you can
D) Spend 4 entire seconds shooting the hell out of already dead man
Star Trek fans... You're welcome...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHm5KAbKb84&list=PLDCdegF5KUP6PODMHmAM-zRaJJRUll31g&index=9
I am still so depressed from this...
There, you can see 2 battler. One, where I just died, and one, where I survived with a kill. Both of them are victories, so there is no way, these two battles can end up in negative when added up right?
RIGHT? Well, no. Combination of killing another player, surviving an entire battle and even a victory bonus do not cover the repair cost. Fuck this dumb game.
The worst thing about games with predatory monetization is, that you can never know,what they consider to be the actual price of the fun.
I have 1127 hours on war thunder. I love the game. But they made sure, that I cannot play the new jets. It is just mathematical bullshit to make money.
So, even IF I decided to throw 60 dollars at them to buy a plane simmilar to my favorite one (because I cannot even boost earning with the favorite one directly), I cannot be sure if that's going to even be profitable after 2 more patches.
Because also, this is the kind of game, where they can throw planes without missiles agains planes with beyond visual range missiles. So there are things, where not even the best of skills can save your ass.
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
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Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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