It's simple
All I want is a non-woke movie adaptation of a video game, where characters look and act like their in game counterpart. This movie also has to have great 90s feel, including the 90s cringe and the sex factor we've been missing all this time. NO POLITICS, just bunch of sexy accurate characters doing their thing and having blast. It has to be obviously a love project, that gets even smaller details like movement absolutely spot on for each of them.

There's no way this one could backfire.
Let's make it.... Street fighter?

Oh my god, people are so pathetically hipocritical these days.

It's Call of duty. The entitre point og the game is to go on a mass murder spree. Every single enemy in that game is implied to have a family and a cause to fight for. That is the meaning of a war you idiots.

The disneyfication of war has seriously reached levels I would not think ever possible.

I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I don't need it...
I don't need it...

I NEEEED IT!!!!

If I see one more fucking comment calling the new Tesla car "rocket league", I'm going to snap.

It's obviously Distance you normies.

Drinker seriously thinks Disney needs to appeal to Normies with Star Wars now? Did he learn nothing?

Super-fans are the marketing engine of any franchise. If they believe the product will be good, they will never shut up about it.

So, fuck Thrawn, he was tainted in Ahsoka again, and Disney cannot do him properly now. Not to mention, that he's a legends character to begin with.

No... Disney still does have one card they can play to completely re-ignite Star Wars. They can literally get to the EP-1 hype level over night, but this one card is all they actually have. And I feel retarded for even having to spell this out, but:

1) Revan has so much deep lore, that even most hardcore fans don't know 10% of it. They definitely know, that they need to watch it though.

2) The one game everyone knows has enough hype to re-ignite a fucking star.

3) Keanu Reeves

There is enough story for 2 trylogies. One for revan, and one for the Triangulate. And if you have time to spare, you can do the Shadow of Revan too. They have so much gold sitting right there. And people were screaming about him since the acquisition, so the chance of KK not knowing this is the correct anwser has to be fucking 0.

Why do corpos hate money so much?

To be fair, contrary to Math, physics requires a lot more of intuitive understanding then math does, so this is actually quite a great test to see how a person is adapted to the envirenmental properties of the question, and not just the numbers.

I will prove to all of you once and for all that the GTA VI leaks are all fake. They are an inside job made by the marketing corporation.

> They never leaked anything of value

> All leaks are just a form of trailer

all of these are coincidental. But, let me ask this:
> Cyber------leek
Is that a name of an internet native? Or does it sound like a name of an in-game california approved parody character? Like someone who would be on a TV channel next to the Princess Robot Bubblegum?

Ok. Let's try another angle. He's an internet native, so he obviously has an anime PFP, right? RIIIIIGHT???

Enough said. That design is literally a game character, just 1 step away from Calarts.

Me asking about literally any abstract concept in Linux

Linuxfags: Have you tried the terminal?

Ok... Just when you think you know how anti-life the west is, it will always prove you wrong.

ChatGPT considers asking for a romance stories too dangerous :alexjonessmile:

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Here is a challange.
Please, tell me if you can think of literally any positive Yandere in western movies made in last 30 years.

Good luck. Prove to me, that the west isn't completely against the concept of love.

I cannot believe, that youtubers and tech bros are literally praising GTA VI fot the graphics.

Ok, here we go again...

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