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@asterope @Someguy
When you call someone with the intencion of hanging up before they can pick it up.

The intencion is to send message (most often "call me back") for free.

@dead
Collapsing economy, no graphics cards, WW3 inevitable...

freeze frame record scratch i bet you’re wondering how i got here. well, it all started with a silly sick bat.

@Haymoose
Me 1 year ago: covid paranoia will collapse the economy and cause famine.

me yeaterday: covid paranoia will collapse the economy and cause famine.

My grandmother: why cannot you take covid seriously for once?

me when the fucking famine is not serious enough according to these people: :alexjonesconfuse:

"Give a lever long enough and I shall move the world."

The usa is approaching Robocop levels of a bad place.

@sub_aetha
Now, the question is:

Are you angry because one guy got away with it, or because there is a seperate stadard, that applies to all women and 1 guy?

@matana
smutba.se/ is a good source for models (nsfw)
open3dlab.com/ fsw alternative

My sister recommends Ninja Ripper for getting models from games. (2 percent chance it might break your drivers though)

Fuck... The joke about automatic aligning got aligned automatically. (removed spaces on the begining of the line...)

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Automatic formating of text is an amazing tool as long as you're not writing anything that needs to be formated.
1. On the other hand if you want your text formated
2. you cannot get it to align
1. the way you want
2. no matter how long you wrestle with it

@genetic_failure
To be honest, some people really have no idea what they're worth.

I am as a tester getting paid more then twice what my genius brother is, just because I had the balls to ask a company, that could afford it...

Interview with someone who's never done this kind of job before:

Me: your salary expectations

Her: uhhhhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhh...... What's the range?

Me: (says range.)

Her: the top of the range, let's start there...

Incredible negotiator!

Then proceeds to fail basic tech 101 questions that this job entails.

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