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@fluffy
Your Apple airpods are on the way.
Get your card ready, they will arrive in 2 years, 4 months and 7 days.

@mangeurdenuage oh shit lmfao i assumed they'd be like the himalayan salt lamp useless tier of "deionizing" the air (it doesnt do anything, its just fucking pretty salt)

but negative ion emitting lmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

@ChristiJunior @ArdanianRight
Monkeys? Dogs?
Doesn't matter. Humans forget that suol is the same in them as in any animals. That includes the capacity to declare war.

These monkeys are outright waging a war. So, it is moral to return in kind.

And they know rules of war. War is universal. They know what they are asking for.

@kekservative @matrix
A bow is a 6YO kids first crafting project. It requires 0 skill, takes 2 minutes, and results are qualtifiable.

HOW CAN A HUMAN BE THAT USELESS?

@kekservative @matrix
I meant only the fact, that it takes a true commie to be unable to take a stick, bend it, and connect both ends with a rope.

@applejack Yes...

It was anoying as fuck...
But after first 2 hours, it was just an anoyance. (Once I had enough assemblers to be able to always just place one next to me)

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