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@Nirty_Digger
This number varies wildly depending on an animal, but just for an example of how much care would that take:
@Nirty_Digger “Let’s see… they’re doing a bird show at 11, a snake talk starts at 1:30, a hippo feeding at 1:45, and—ooh! Looks like they’ll be jacking off the elephants at 3; can’t miss that!”
"Job securitee"
submitted by spaxcat
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wkturk/job_securitee/
@matrix Fake, never happened.
@get
Yeah.... about that
Someone already tried a p2p multiplayer:
This was the result:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl-t4et84Gw
"Would you save her"
submitted by sl0w_photon
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/wjhit5/would_you_save_her/
@wildgoose
You know, I think I can work from home for an aditional year...
I like my pod anyway.
@nukie
Thank you.
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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