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Funniest movie plot I've ever seen 

I just saw a movie, where plot went like this:
A hero informs people, that a monster will destroy the village.
Villigers are hesetant to leave, but will do so if needed.
After some complications, heroes decide to kill the monster to protect the village
A group is formed
Fight prepup
Fight goes bad
Village is destroyed
2 heroes die
The end.

So.... it's a story about how 2 heroes died pointlessly.... WHAT?

@cereal
I see...
So if gay parents have no influence on their kids, why not give them to parents, who actually care?

@Reinhard
Chinese people eat shoes. What a horrible crime against health. :blobvomiting:

Let's eat wind turbines instead 🤡

Didn't like the idea of eating bugs, yet? There's an alternative now. :monkaRun:

@Ruq
It's actually quite crazy to see the rate of mobile games being discontinued.

Almost as if "game as a service" was a bad idea. I follow a lot of star wars mobile games, and most of them disappear within an year.

@Ruq
Not completelly. That's the strange thing.

I did find the page, but I just cannot access it through the phone.
play.google.com/store/apps/det

@Ruq
I deleted the message.
The game shut the servers after 2 years....

A well done Monster Hunter clone was actually thrown to a trash over night... How expensive can it be to keep the servers up? That's insane.

(I was trying to play Rangers of Oblivion btw)

Důležitý článek o tom, kterak se digitální korporace staly nezbytnou součástí našich domácností, jako elektřina nebo voda, ale nadále se chovají tak, jako by její obchodní chování - vč. svévolného zrušení služeb bez odvolání - byly soukromou záležitostí.
pluralistic.net/2022/08/22/all

A fly flew in here 2 days ago, and it still refuses to leave.

You've wasted 10 percent of your life in isolation. I am flattered, but LEAVE ME ALONE.

@archos
Ale notak.
To opravdu není vtipné.
Jeden z nich je očividně svině.

@EtichettaNera
Look at his smug criminal face. I bet he's not paying his TV license.

@DuchessOfMars
Well, it's not even impossible, but the characteristics I require of a friend are just really rare for a woman to have.

I know about 4 women I wouldn't mind grabbing a beer with. but that is still a ridiculously low number.

Theyre anti-American because the American government has been hijacked by foreign influence and private banks for so long that it is no longer a country that actually looks out for its own people but is instead just a means of siphoning wealth and productivity from the largely Anglo Protestant native population

They're angry because we were all promised something more and the country has essentially failed to deliver because it isn't really our country anymore

If being actively fucked over and thrown under the bus makes them losers then they're losers, but I still feel it's justified levels of anger and resentment

@dave
Oh no...
This slides into the craziest RP line I've heard.... And it slides into that logic so hard...

Why wasn't I informed?

It seems, that Netflix had made a game-accurate monsterhunter movie.
youtube.com/watch?v=QXBxEr2-a4

@matrix
Fuck, I might actually binge the cutscenes... This is pure gold.

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