LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Nou @Sugizo
it's not like it's hard to get approached.
try this short checklist:
Are you listening to music? 
Do you wear overpriced clothes?
Are you with your friends?
Are you in a hurry?
Are you working?
Are you not smiling?
Do you look like someone who would have a BF
Are you in the age, where guessing wrong might get me jailed?
Are you over 30?
Are you in a pub? Hell 
Are you working the same job? 
Damn, I think I see your point.
My father loves joking about "muh Bill gates gonna chip us all". Bruh, you never turn off GPS in your phone, and you have a member card to every shop you visit. YOU ARE CHIPPED ALREADY!!!
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Too much eating potato chips, my brain became potato(meaning idiot in french)
That's not affection, you know it's addiction.
Like marijuana? Nah, that's something I don't wanna.
Saying goodbye to chips, while I go buy new chips.
This is unbecoming to elites, 'cause it means upcoming defeats.
Don't give me some tips, I need yum chips.
Chips chips chips...
That's not affection, you know it's addiction.
Like marijuana? Nah, that's something I don't wanna.
Saying goodbye to chips, while I go buy new chips.
This is unbecoming to elites, 'cause it means upcoming defeats.
Don't give me some tips, I need yum chips.
Chips chips chips...
@alyx I mean the plastic cover you put over paper cup with paper straw, that I immediately have to take off, and throw to the trash bin.
The drink covers cause more injuries then they prevent.
You cannot change my mind.
@zatrsakr
No, but still a 8h long journey.
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>How can a game made by one guy in his bedroom have more players than Halo, COD, Battlefield...
SOUL
THE GAME HAS SOUL
AND AN ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE
AND DOES SOMETHING THAT ACTUAL GAMERS™️ WANT TO SEE
https://invidious.varishangout.net/watch?v=-EGICLW1LqQ&listen=false
SOUL
THE GAME HAS SOUL
AND AN ACTUAL TARGET AUDIENCE
AND DOES SOMETHING THAT ACTUAL GAMERS™️ WANT TO SEE
https://invidious.varishangout.net/watch?v=-EGICLW1LqQ&listen=false
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I love me some of Rin's delicious thighs. So good they are.
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@irie I've literally lived in the ghetto for 10+ years.
Hell, I've literally been the first one to give someone first aid and call 911 for a shooting in my neighbourhood.
The "victim" and their family invited me to s house party like a month and a half later.
I'm not complaining, I got invoiced to several other members of my extended family, got offered an N-Word pass from yet another family and they weren't satisfied until I said yes (yet again).
At this point I have far more black family members than I do white ones to call to my aid and if I call the people coming to my aid "my niggas" all the black people won't turn a blind eye whilst at least ⅔ of the white ones won't even try to help, just pat themselves on the back and tell everyone they were there.
I'm not making any accusations, all I'm saying is know who your real friends are.
>TFW @sjw is probably one of the least racist people you've ever met because he's gladly entrust his life in one of his African American neighbour's hands over his own family's.
However, I get accused at least every week (if not more) that I'm a racist white supremacist.
Hell, I've literally been the first one to give someone first aid and call 911 for a shooting in my neighbourhood.
The "victim" and their family invited me to s house party like a month and a half later.
I'm not complaining, I got invoiced to several other members of my extended family, got offered an N-Word pass from yet another family and they weren't satisfied until I said yes (yet again).
At this point I have far more black family members than I do white ones to call to my aid and if I call the people coming to my aid "my niggas" all the black people won't turn a blind eye whilst at least ⅔ of the white ones won't even try to help, just pat themselves on the back and tell everyone they were there.
I'm not making any accusations, all I'm saying is know who your real friends are.
>TFW @sjw is probably one of the least racist people you've ever met because he's gladly entrust his life in one of his African American neighbour's hands over his own family's.
However, I get accused at least every week (if not more) that I'm a racist white supremacist.
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"The sooner you accept it the better"
submitted by molly_struve
https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/zvvsoi/the_sooner_you_accept_it_the_better/
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
