LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Mastodon není na prodej :) "Rochko told the Financial Times he had received offers from more than five US-based investors to invest 'hundreds of thousands of dollars' in backing the product, following its fast growth. But he said the platform’s non-profit status was 'untouchable', adding that Mastodon’s independence and the choice of moderation styles across its servers were part of its attraction."
https://www.ft.com/content/de808736-2e05-4c3b-a53c-55b170ae9efd
@furgar
> Wiccan
Bruh.... Just how??? 
@furgar
I used to get sick twice an year from stress.
Since ai left the Uni, I was sick for.... 3 days total. It really makes you think 
@medvidekpu
Thanks for proving the point of people AGAINST marital rape laws.
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Nou @Sugizo
If I were on PC, I would continue the list, but I have 2 percent on battery, so I had to make sure I finish the basics.
@WashedOutGundamPilot @Nou @Sugizo
it's not like it's hard to get approached.
try this short checklist:
Are you listening to music? 
Do you wear overpriced clothes?
Are you with your friends?
Are you in a hurry?
Are you working?
Are you not smiling?
Do you look like someone who would have a BF
Are you in the age, where guessing wrong might get me jailed?
Are you over 30?
Are you in a pub? Hell 
Are you working the same job? 
Damn, I think I see your point.
My father loves joking about "muh Bill gates gonna chip us all". Bruh, you never turn off GPS in your phone, and you have a member card to every shop you visit. YOU ARE CHIPPED ALREADY!!!
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Too much eating potato chips, my brain became potato(meaning idiot in french)
That's not affection, you know it's addiction.
Like marijuana? Nah, that's something I don't wanna.
Saying goodbye to chips, while I go buy new chips.
This is unbecoming to elites, 'cause it means upcoming defeats.
Don't give me some tips, I need yum chips.
Chips chips chips...
That's not affection, you know it's addiction.
Like marijuana? Nah, that's something I don't wanna.
Saying goodbye to chips, while I go buy new chips.
This is unbecoming to elites, 'cause it means upcoming defeats.
Don't give me some tips, I need yum chips.
Chips chips chips...
@alyx I mean the plastic cover you put over paper cup with paper straw, that I immediately have to take off, and throw to the trash bin.
The drink covers cause more injuries then they prevent.
You cannot change my mind.
@zatrsakr
No, but still a 8h long journey.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
