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Teen Titans: The Judas Contract 

@matana
> life energy absorbtion duplicated the blue beatle suit

Suuure :drink:

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract 

@matana
And that is the 2nd deal.
The original was half.
100 000 000 per 6 superheroes.

That is 16 mil per super head.
The entire team is not even worth a single F-35 Lightning II at the Price $115 million per piece.

This team includes a blue beatle with fucking alien Ironman suit btw.

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract 

@matana
200 000 000 dollars for HOW MANY SUPERHEROES????

Slade has to be the cheapest assassin in history. This kind of money doesn't even cover one Alex Jone's fine :omegalul:

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

@matana
And Batman has the worst case of PTSD in hystory of psychiatry.

You cannot obsess over every detail.

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

@matana
If I hadn't seen son of Batman, I wouldn't be shipping Talia so hard :omegalul:

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

@matana
Yeah, it would be great to see them control ANY part, but crime is over the roof, and there are hundreds of unredemable psychos in Arkham, who somehow never die by accident 🤔

Teen Titans: The Judas Contract 

@matana
Ok, a big red button with "do not press" text....

That's funny.

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

@matana
Yeah, I hate the concept too.
Not only would they "adopt" Bruse at the age of 10, they are nothing but a cheap copy of League of Assassing with more beaurocracy.

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

@matana
Because I have seen the son of Batman already?

Watching the Judas contract now.
I didn't expect this, but I think I actually like the Evil Terra. Weird...

@ivanbartos
Ale ano, jsem rád, že máme regulace na umělou inteligenci, které zabrání, aby to zvolilo dubstep. To by česko nepřežilo.

Batman vs Robin thoughts 

Ok, In the first half, it was obvious, that the writers had made Batman into an asshole just so they can have an emotional 3rd act.

But the entire 3rd act was such a bullshit compilation, that now, I cannot think of any part of the movie, that was actually good.

This movie was such an arbitrary set of actions.
Oh, I have just murdered an entire evil group. Why? for power, that they no longer hold.

Why? For respect of a boy... I should kill that boy now, even though.

Why? For freedom of course. And now, that I am free, I might as well kill myself.

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Wow... Batman in Batman vs Robin might be the worst asshole I ever saw in batman ?D

What is worse?
A mary sue, that knows she's god among men
Or
A mary sue, that thinks she's human

@ivanbartos
takže i když veřejnost žadoní o regulaci přesně těch nejnebezpečnějších technologií, vše co vidíte je lépe zvolená hudba?

Taková ostuda.

Batman vs. Robin might have the worst Czech dabing I've heard in years.

@blahaj @heatherhorns
Don't worry.
The entire internet had been celebrating this last week :omegalul:

What broke the Shazam 2 movie 

He does have the strength of Superman, but he's just a kid. That's what makes him so fucking special.

Well, guess what? Now, he's just the superman.

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