LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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Mandatory straitjackets for all women until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
@grips
Yeah, it was amazing.
When it comes to luxurious restaurants, I have no idea where do colleagues find the time to look them all up.
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so many times but with milk bottole + glass of milk
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Ukrainian soldier learns how to use a stinger missile launcher from watching a youtube video.
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@lebronjames75 @coolboymew
Also, possible disappointment, when you see a fresh meat, and it turns into a dead one before your eyes.
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@coolboymew possums feign death when stress reaches critical levels(read: commit unconscious for 1 to X hours) and shit and piss themselves as they do it to become less attractive to predators. the piss mustve triggered a "this is another animal's piss, i must overwrite it with my own piss marker" response, overwriting the "i will eat this small prey animal" behaviour
How the fuck did my autocorrect get so god damn amazing? I don't even remember using that term.
Sure.... You know this term... Yet I get a red line under every single fuck I write 20 times a day.
@Jazzy_Butts
Well, it was a decent fun, but the cult of Holywood ego made it quite unbearable.
Also, it had to be expensive as fuck. How do these movies pay for themselves?
Europeans only:
Choose your neighbors
@Royper
I would.......not.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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wanted to know if I could use an old expired credit card for openpgp stuff.
so anyway now I'm buying EMV pinpads on ebay which isn't suspicious at all
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Foreign company buys budweiser, markets poorly, now plans on marketing its way around its previous marketing-induced crisis.
Love this roastocracy example: The marketers have never even tried to get IRL experience with their most ardent customer bases. Like always, they ignore the actual clientele and merely cater to a fantasy that’s just a projection of themselves
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
