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I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED IT I JUST DON'T REALLY LIKE WALKING AROUND BAREFOOT IT MAKES ME VERY SELF CONSCIOUS FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!!

@caekislove @Terry
Also, the women are slavic, and shared our culture mere 30 years ago.

@caekislove @Terry
While I hate immigration to my core, this is the closest thing to an acceptable immigration wave.

in Novobugsky, Ukraine workers at a local water plant were given draft notices. Now there is no one experienced enough to run the plant and it may affect supply of water.

To the last Ukrainian.
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@archos
Měníš práci?
O tocm chci slyšet vše, co se nebojíš sdílet :blobcaticecream:

Sakra, @marketkag měla tak geniální nápad, že ukáže práci politika v nejčistší formě.

Prostě přečte přesně to, co dostane nadiktované od AI, i kdyby šlo o úplnou blbost.

Cosplayers be like 

Today: we're going to build a working nuclear reactor.

We're going to need:
EVA foam
Liquid latex
And a bit of Uranium 235
...

How many months of insanity does it take to get ripped?

And, what kind of insanity does it take??? 🤔

@MarchionessDawn
So far, the new doctor looks great. He didn't even tell me to stop drinking coffee :D

@mia
Go to cinema:
My experience
- Bad volume mix
- Anoying people around
- Non-ideal watching angle
- Smell
- Bad and expensive food
- That one alcoholic
- Cannot pause
- 15 minutes of adverts

Pirate:
- No ads
- Can pause
- Food is great
- Only people in room are the ones I want
- Smell
- Volume is correct
- Perfect angle

Gee, I wonder why do people preffer piracy.

@SpurgAnon
I thought they were hiring women though, so how is it possible, that none of them can cook?

One day, I saw a strange car.
Then, I saw it again... 30 min later.
10 min later, again...

It's not FBI, don't worry. It's much dumber. There is unironically a "casino advert car", that is going all day around a certain shopping center every fucking day.

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