LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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@Cornelius
Stop stalking me
@wastelad
Unbelievably useless number out of context
@Sherri_Ingrey @AnungIkwe @jmakesart
Women not understanding economy... Part 875
@SteveBellovin
A whispered echo of a long lost era.
@ChristiJunior @DEERBLOOD @ElTigre @Gundog
Oh, you mean like Justin Trudeau had to be named the "ultimate mangina of the year", because he won several years in a row?
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@DEERBLOOD @ElTigre @ChristiJunior I was hoping for a competitive match, but after 300+ votes it isn't likely to change much.
All this proves now is that Samus wins popularity contests by default. She has universal appeal. I thought the fediverse could throw a real challenge at her because she always wins normie polls against normie opponents, and the denizens of the fediverse are connoisseurs of vidya women.
But if there is no one who can beat her what's the point? It just sucks the fun out of it for me, because if it isn't competitive it feels pointless, the result was determined as soon as Samus was entered. And I voted for Samus in one or two of the leadup polls.
All this proves now is that Samus wins popularity contests by default. She has universal appeal. I thought the fediverse could throw a real challenge at her because she always wins normie polls against normie opponents, and the denizens of the fediverse are connoisseurs of vidya women.
But if there is no one who can beat her what's the point? It just sucks the fun out of it for me, because if it isn't competitive it feels pointless, the result was determined as soon as Samus was entered. And I voted for Samus in one or two of the leadup polls.
@ChristiJunior @beardalaxy
That is why I hated all the Touhou characters.
Researching them, so I can vote on the personality was such a pain -_-
@ChristiJunior @sweetcreme @beardalaxy
Metroid dread is a genius game in one regard.
When you look at all the boss cutscenes, they serve 2 purposes.
1) To show Samus as the most badass person on the planet
2) To show you as the player the weakspots of the enemy.
And the game does this flawlessly.
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@ChristiJunior Samus is iconic and cool but Tamamo is one of gamings best wives. There is simply no personality there. If you marry Samus you marry at best a concept expanded by fanfic.
If you marry Tamamo you know what you are getting because she is explicitly a wife and one of the best and most devoted, with the exception of some really complicated things that happened several hundred years ago which she would not want us to get into right now.
It would be unfair to call Samus a character design or a glorified gacha char like one could 2B (or arguably Ryza but for Ryza it would be mean as nobody played her game but she clearly had a personality in those.) Samus is a gaming icon for a reason and has earned a bit better than that designation but the difference between her and Foxwife is still the same in spirit between Foxwife and 2B. But at least Samus is competent and actually succeeds in her games
If you marry Tamamo you know what you are getting because she is explicitly a wife and one of the best and most devoted, with the exception of some really complicated things that happened several hundred years ago which she would not want us to get into right now.
It would be unfair to call Samus a character design or a glorified gacha char like one could 2B (or arguably Ryza but for Ryza it would be mean as nobody played her game but she clearly had a personality in those.) Samus is a gaming icon for a reason and has earned a bit better than that designation but the difference between her and Foxwife is still the same in spirit between Foxwife and 2B. But at least Samus is competent and actually succeeds in her games
@MusicVideoGuy @ChristiJunior @DrRyanSkelton
When I played Fusion for the first time, I wasn't so good at english, and wasn't paying attention to the story anyway, so I thought, that the animals were the ones driving the ship at the end 
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@MeBigbrain @ChristiJunior
Yeah, I heard that excuse from a lot of single moms...
@MeBigbrain @ChristiJunior
Samus is a single mom to a galactic parasite.
Much better choice.
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@Hyperhidrosis The same argument can be said about 911.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
