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@beardalaxy
I am so fucking happy my landlord seems to be a normal human instead of a corporation, because every time I hear about corporate landlords, it sounds like slavery.

I'm surprised people aren't interested in playing Bonnie and Clyde Simulator 2025. Maybe if you heard more about the plot it would help. As stated earlier GTA 6 will focus on the power of white cock. The male protagonist: Jethro drives a Dukes of Hazzard car (with a custom license plate of TND-1488). He works as a mechanic who repairs monster trucks. He meets the female protagonist: Isabella after he rear ends her taco truck. She's very upset at first yelling at him after the accident but once he says "I dunt speak that fucking Chinese" to her they end up fucking right there in the middle of the freeway. This starts a minigame called "hot burritos" where you have to do quick time button presses to her moaning Ay Papi. This is where their life of crime begins. During one scene on a beach surrounded by black NPCs both characters look directly into the camera saying "What the fuck is this? Starfield?" before pulling out automatic rifles and opening fire.

@boburtle @Shadowman311
I used to think otherwise, but seeing BLM was truly something out of this world.

#BestAnimeGirlTourney

:JahyDance: :02Dance: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING 16 GIRLS! :NYNDance2: :laindance:

#1 Megumin
#2 Tomoko Kuroki
#3 Holo
#4 Yor Forger
#5 Yuki Nagato
#6 Lum
#7 Asuka Langley Soryu
#8 Konata Izumi
#9 Frieren
#10 Kurumi Tokisaki
#11 Shinobu Oshino
#12 Senko
#13 Raphtalia
#14 Rei Ayanami
#15 Darjeeling
#16 Lain Iwakura

They will all be moving on to the main tournament, safe from the chaos of the ROYAL RUMBLE.

@NEETzsche @leyonhjelm
When it comes to the game content, I always preffered the buisiness level missions, that you got from vice city for example. And in the last game, you worked for FBI loosers.

Bit my point is more about the presentation. They showed so much of the environment, that I kinda missed any particular reason of why I should not just go back to the last game. There is nothing there that I could actually be looking forward to.

For GTA 5, it was heists. And don't tell me, that this image doesn't scream to your should to go and play the game...

@WashedOutGundamPilot
Don't let your pain define you. Once you become proud of your pain, it becomes hard to reject it once the good opportunity to get rid of it arises.

I just saw GTA6 trailer 

Is it weird, that it showed literally nothing I could call "a hook"? I mean, seriously nothing.

Instead, they were showing some twerking monkeys. I need an eye bleach after that.

What was the point of such a bleak video?

Hvězdné války trpí nejvážnější chybou v překladu, kterou se nikdo neobtěžoval opravjt 

Kdysi dávno v galaxii za sedmero horami

Sometimes, I just want to grab one particular person, and shout straight into their face "YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!!"

What makes people think, that reading some porn novel makes them superior?

On Monday, 12/25, at 5:30pm US Mountain Time (UTC-6) we will be holding a special Christmas Movie Night! We will watch Klaus (2019) and a replay of Commando (1985). View this account's profile for more info and updates!

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