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@LukeAlmighty @xyfdi
Just look at the way Mars is dressed…
An atmosphere so thin it's like wearing nothing at all!
Clearly Mars is asking for it.

@SpurgAnon
I bragged about this already, but I get you, since I connected my phone to a monitor to play Girls Frontline 2.

@Shadowman311
This dangerous fem el movement had to be stopped now. One dead is too many as far as I am concerned.

STATE MANDATED BOYFRIENDS!!!

Therapy post 

One of the few truly groundbreaking thought I had to discover in order to start fixing my social anxiety was the question of: Do I actually believe, that my presence can improve the life of other people I want to be friends with?

Because for a long time, the anwser was a clear no.

@fuxoft @zegkljan @Mac_CZ
Tady je bohužel rozdíl mezi matematikou ajťáckou a ekonomickou.
Ano... Byl jsem na ekonomce, a opravdu se to tam počítalo tak, že při 1% ročním úroku počítaném čtvrtletně se každý 3 měsíce vynásobí *1.0025.

Nehledej v tom smysl, jelikož ekonomové jsou prostě kreténi, z niž polovina ani netuší o inflační dani.

@Disa
I would not, but every reasonable source of cheap food is a good thing.

@frost
No.... I have just one prison card, so I better use it at a politician at least..

And I mean, it's fucking constant. She won't even fucking let me make my own fucking tea this bitch. Instead, as soon as she sees me boiling water, she immediately jumps in to make sure, she knows what bag she can put into the cup, and so she can pour the water for me.

Why? It is more exhausting to tell you, then doing this shit myself.

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My mom's entire identity is build around suffering in kitchen. The more she suffers, the more she complains. And she fucking believes, that I should be proud of her suffering.

I will be fucking happy with bread and cold sausage. That is the amount of suffering I expect her to do for me. Maybe, then we could actually spend sime time together too.

But no........... noooooo...... She first wakes up hours early just to make some retarded breakfest, that is insanely time inefficient, and then gets angry, that I don't value her suffering.

And then, when I complain, there is always that one feminist in the comments trying to explain, that it is my fault, that she is suffering in a way that not only did I not choose, but I literally cannot stop my mom from doing.

>shooter publishes manifesto in Google Docs
>forgets to make it public
:pepelol:

Kill localizers. Behead localizers. Roundhouse kick a localizer into the concrete. Slam dunk a localizer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy localizers. Defecate in a localizers food. Launch localizers into the sun. Stir fry localizers in a wok. Toss localizers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a localizers gas tank. Judo throw localizers into a wood chipper. Twist localizers heads off. Report localizers to the IRS. Karate chop localizers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black localizers. Trap localizers in quicksand. Crush localizers in the trash compactor. Liquefy localizers in a vat of acid. Eat localizers. Dissect localizers. Exterminate localizers in the gas chamber. Stomp localizer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate localizers in the oven. Lobotomize localizers. Mandatory abortions for localizers. Grind localizer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown localizers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize localizers with a ray gun. Kick old localizers down the stairs. 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Force a localizer to work and support a family of 5. Force localizers into gladiatorial combat. Send localizers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a localizers room. Put localizers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a localizers organs. Waterboard localizers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay localizers. Tie localizers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on localizers. Gibbet localizers. Tie a lightning rod to a localizers head during a storm. Lure localizers into suicide pods. Bury localizers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending localizers to it. Stir localizers into cement. Squeeze localizers through a chain link fence. Hack localizers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a localizer. Microwave a localizers head. Suck a localizer into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a localizers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby localizer in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash localizers skin. Play games with localizers jigsaw style. Trim a localizers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a localizer to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a localizer in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a localizers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a localizer and serve nigga patties to other localizers. Feed a localizer viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a localizers dildo. Stone localizers. Tranquilize localizers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from localizers. Throw a localizer down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to localizers. Pimp-slap localizers into airplane turbines. Displace localizers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a localizer a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on localizers at maximum voltage. Give localizers sentient brain parasites. Give localizers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave localizers out for vultures. Drive a localizer into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a localizer. Strap localizers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap localizers to a judas cradle. Blast localizers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy localizers. Whip localizers into obedience. Slingshot a localizer into orbit. Rocket localizers into the sun. Stir-fry localizers in a wok. Bite a localizer and drink their blood. Urinate into a localizer's gas tank. Judo throw localizers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a localizer's head off. Bake localizers into localizer-pizza. Arrest localizers for no reason. Electrocute localizers. Curb stomp pregnant localizers. Beat a localizer up. Slice a localizer up and wear their skin. Set localizers on fire. Spin localizers around until they puke. Tie localizers to a train track. Karate kick a localizer in the testicles. Stomp localizer skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil localizers into a broth. Deep fry localizers. Fourth-trimester abortions for localizers. Blend localizers in a blender. Snap a localizer's neck. Throw localizers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct localizers. Force localizers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush localizers with anvils. Throw localizers off of rooftops. Incinerate localizers. Starve localizers. Blow localizers up with dynamite. Gulp localizers. Feast on localizer eyeballs. Cave in a localizer's skull. Kiss a localizer to death. Peel a localizer like a banana. Wipe out localizer tribes. Deny localizers into Heaven. Freeze localizers in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a localizer. Lock on to localizers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a localizer. Ferment localizers into stew. Ensnare localizers. Nark on localizers to the army. Cause a total localizer purge. Jam a localizer into a geyser. Axe murder a localizer. Unleash Smelvin upon localizers. Put localizers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total localizer death.

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