LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@Jens_Rasmussen
Some restaurants lately lock their toalets, and give you code on a receipt, so only paying customers can use them.
I don't mind the idea of serving only paying customers (well, that's a lie),but what truly pisses me off is the idea of making an order with a full blatter.
What gives you a sense of power?
When I request a toalet code from a cashier before making an order.
On one hand, I know it's not their fault, but on the other, I literally demand a return to humanity from them, instead of obeying their inhumane cog mentality.
@Jens_Rasmussen
Most likely. That's why I added the first line too. I know it's just a coincidence. Most likely, companies have calculated this to be the best time to hire for tax purposes.
I also joke to everyone else, that it's because I am in Slovakia right now, so it's obviously because they have a better economy here (even though, the calls are from Prague)
Just felt like having fun with the randomness of the universe.
Bros 
BROOOOOSSSS!!!!! 
I would hate to be the "2 random events are definitelly connected" kind of crazy.
But: I literally got more job interview calls in last 2 days, then in the previous 6 months combined.
@matrix
A zastávka byla doslova (ne obrazně) na silnici, a auta měli jen instrukci zpomalit.
@matrix
Poznatek 1:
Oni tady vůbec nehrajiu na signály u přechodů.
@Jens_Rasmussen
There is a sense of brotherly love and rival humor between Slovaks and Czechs, since we used to be a si gle nation only a few dacedes ago.
Sorry, it's all just jokes.
@Jens_Rasmussen
It is beyond Brno bro...
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Who could have figured out that automatically downloading half the internet and ten thousand always-changing dependencies every time you build could actually be a weakness?
Entering the Slovakia in 10 minutes
I am scared :D
@Mr_NutterButter
Or..... you tell them, that the last one standing is free to go.
And off the lucky bastard. But I don't think, that 0% survival rate was the goal.
@tk
I mean, the toys from China seem to be using the same thing...
@tk
Aren't screwdrivers standardized world wide? 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
