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> I wish women gave men a chance to overcome lust with them. Its kind of fucked up that women expect men to act like neurtered dogs with no sexual intent especially if theyre single. Its just not realistic. It doesnt mean men want only sex.

sending this to everyone who might ask me why my butt got bigger and blaming it on things in a tap water

Just told my dad, that if he ever feels jealous of my job, je can be calm knowing, that I will literally never be high enough to get my own office.

What is Saruman's biggest flex 

A singular lighting bolt, and he missed it completely.

@matrix
To be fair, at this point, I seriously believe that if the files got released with 500 names of politicians, celebrities, bankers, and some McDonalds cashiers, Trump would still be the only guy arrested, since th idiots on the left don't understand how groups work.

I have lost days of my life listening to both Dev and Destiny.

I still have no fucking idea, what liberals mean, when they say "maga",

@beardalaxy
Damn. I know he's famous and all, but I could never take that soy face seriously.

This cannot possibly be him.

@WhitestTemplar
It was an understandable and kinda balanced solution to having individual targets in a crowd of NPCs. But now, it|s literally used for every possible gameplay element.

@WhitestTemplar
That used to be the solution before Assassins creed, but the "eagle vision" fucked it all up completely, when devs realized, that players don|t actually have to recognize their environment, because they can use an alternative vision for game elements only instead.

@WhitestTemplar
But more importantly, I have a huge problem these days with games having ultra/realistic graphics, but in reality, just insanely confusing mesh of blurs that you cannot see the game through, I wrote about it several times in here already, but this picture should cover what I mean.

@WhitestTemplar
The dodge button is the same as spring button, so, when you have a small jump to make, I intuitively press sprint, it makes a dodge, refusees to jump right after it, and I just drop down the small hole.

Stellar blade has THE worst parkour controls I have seen so far, and if that wasn|t enough, the map design is so horrible, even the yellow paint cannot save it.

So far, the rest is ok, but this is such a horrible trend, and this game hits this combo spot on.

@Curvin @LukeAlmighty >monster girls: the difficulties in relationships between men and women are emphasized by the monster aspects. The temptations between both are animalistic, but ideally they elevate each other.

>Women novels: women is animal meat to be consumed by something stronger that somehow also cater to her whims. Reduced to animalistic.

Pamatuji si, že před vánoci byl oheň na sporáku modrý. Už asi dva dny ho mám červený na vršku. Zároveň začal pulsovat.
Má někdo vyžádané rady? Jedná se o panelák, takže nejde o bombu.

@rick
I think everyone knows this except for 2 groups.
1) psychopaths
2) People who spend their entire lives trying to look up to psychopaths.

You can't imagine how much i love this panel :blobcatheart:

I think there is no 'normal' human.. its just a picture by society that you have to live like that, but no one really is.. everyone just plays a role

so don't be sorry if your 'not normal', accept the way you are and don't try to think about what other ppl may think about you. Tbh i really hate the word normal in this context...
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