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@smugumin
Well, mob bosses are known to have a lot of aura, and it is a morally blank statement...

But yes, it's so insanely tone deaf. My autism might tell me, that "the line" doesn't exist, but somehow, pedo crime boss jew still crossed it :D

> We do not have equal rights, since women don't have a right for safe abortions.

Why is this argument so common? How many safe abortions are done on men per year?

Step 1: Get sick
Step 2: I said sick, I meant really sick.
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Step 3: 94.1kg

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@Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum
Did you know:
If you manage to hold the left to the class struggle promise, you will get over 90% hit rare?

I think that ain't so bad. The sad part is, that they never hold onto it once someone calls themselves a people's billionaire supreme leader. Then they pull out for somereason...

I know, that this is just my deformation after 1200 hours of war thunder, but seing the state of the art joysticks being demonstrated at conventions with Ace Combat is somehow the most ridiculous thing I can imagine.

@newman
There's a ridiculous amount of orange events for some reason.

Other then that, I cannot say the show does actually go anywhere.

@cmconseils
Nah, I am absolutelt in my golden age.

I am just a bit afraid to check when the closest Eclipse might hit.

@Charles_in_Charge
Or, it might make AI companies bankrupt faster.

They need to prove their usefulness and returns to investors. Instead, they can show them the amount of semen conversations.

@Mr_NutterButter
When you literally fill a bin full of phlegm tissues over a week full of headacke, you will start asking questions.

Does an average man produce more Phlegm or cum during his lifetime? 

This is one of those questions that sounds like a toss-up until you look at the sheer biological scale of human plumbing. When we crunch the numbers, it’s not even a close race.

The short answer: **An average man produces significantly more phlegm (and mucus in general) than semen over a lifetime.** By volume, phlegm wins by a landslide—or rather, a flood. Here is the breakdown.

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### 1. Phlegm and Mucus: The 24/7 Factory

While "phlegm" specifically refers to the mucus produced by your lower respiratory system (lungs and throat), your body is essentially a giant mucus-producing machine.

* **Daily Production:** The average human produces about **1 to 1.5 liters** of mucus every single day. Most of this is swallowed or cleared without you ever noticing it.
* **Lifetime Total:** If we assume an average lifespan of 80 years:

* **Visual:** That is roughly enough to fill a **large backyard swimming pool** or about 600 standard beer kegs.

Even if you only count the "phlegm" produced during illness or irritation, the volume still dwarfs almost every other bodily fluid because your respiratory tract is constantly coating itself to trap dust, bacteria, and viruses.

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### 2. Semen: The Occasional Output

While it might feel like a lot in the moment, semen production is biologically expensive and intermittent.

* **Average Ejaculate:** The typical volume is between **1.5 mL and 5 mL** (about a teaspoon).
* **Frequency:** If we estimate an average of 3 times per week over a 60-year reproductive span:

* **Lifetime Total:** This equals roughly **33 liters**.
* **Visual:** That is about the size of **two standard 15-liter office water cooler jugs**.

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### The Verdict

| Fluid | Estimated Lifetime Volume |
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| **Phlegm/Mucus** | ~36,500 Liters |
| **Semen** | ~33 Liters |

The "winner" is **phlegm** by a ratio of more than **1,000 to 1**. You produce more mucus in a single month than you will likely produce semen in your entire life.

> **A quick note on health:** While a lot of mucus is normal, if you find you're coughing up significantly more than usual or it's changing color (like dark brown or bloody), that's your body's way of saying something is up with your respiratory system.

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If I'm going to spend 10 times the money on ram, at least I will use the AI for good education of the people.

Seriously though, I feel SO BLESSED that UK decided to give to the right the entire purple hair aesthetics back.

Such a precious gift.

@LukeAlmighty It's a redraw of a cringe comic, and a favorite artist felt the same lol.

No, I do not want the medication with a smiling kid on it, I want the green one that has a biohazard symbol on it.

Do medical companies even care about my health enough to try using a bit of placebo?

I would like to make an "american healthcare system" in Star Trek, but... 

Even the fucking Army cannot affort more then a single doctor hologram license per ship.

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