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@realcaseyrollins
This is a mid level.
When young women feel spicy, they add fake freckles. This is just a bland default.

I realy do love the space survivor genre, but there needs to be a new way of making the spaceships a bit more useless on the surface.

I mean, the movement options of the capital ships with their complete factory and gigantic mining lasers is so op, that once you even manafacture your first 6 thrusters, there is no need to make any hovercraft/planes/cars/literally anything else.

Starship evo is such an ambitious and great game...

But man, it's so far from stable :D

@dictatordave @coded_artist
I hate emotionally burned out adults. If you're just suffering through days waiting for death, why not just jimp to the interesting part?

Yes, I am not stupid. I know, that DEI hiring is a more realistic reason, as well as just automated rejection based on keywords, but this rejection mail really hit the spot.

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> Junior position
> I have 6 years of experience
> We are sorry, but we were looking for someone with more experience

The fucking online jokes were not even covering it properly at this point.

Imagine veing such a coward, that you consider immortality a course.

Yes, eventually you will be alone in an empty void (If you take it to that extent), but is that not a worthy trait of millions of years worth of meaning?

And... so what? Do you think, that you won't learn to zone out forever eventually?

@cjd
I know it's an easy explanation... but I don't think AI is capable of this kind of stupidity.

After spending a few days on Twitter, I am starting to wonder, if I didn't judge Reddit too harshly.

@graf
I love, how they have to compare every new disease to the coof.

I love, how now the hype era is completely over, and the HR people are apologysing in advance for having to offer me the miserable open office.

@Jens_Rasmussen
Sure... always in the meetings are, that is designed for the c-suite.

Job interview:
Here is your coffee sir. Please, sit in this modern office, complete with the newest generation projector, air conditioning etc, so we can discuss our salary.

After interview:
Here's your basement sir, you will share it with only 29 people.

@histoire3 @matrix
Bro, I am waiting for a job interview right now.
I need that boner.

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