LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

@2meirl42meirl4meirl I once googled how to kill myself from pure boredom...

After all of the "Don't kill yourself" videos, my boredom turned into suidical depression.
#TrueStory

@matrix
2020
PC boots up in 3 seconds, but have you ever tried opening MS word?

It's tragic that this generation cannot use satire ever again, because saying the exact oposite of the truth exagerated to the extream simply cannot convey the fact, we do not mean it.

OH YEs, I wAnt fAtHer to wOrk as SlAVE onLy so THE MOTher CAN LIVe far aWAY FROm HIm ON DrUgH AND With thE ChILD, THaT sHe Doesn't cArE FoR.

OH yeS, I StroNGhLY beliEve tHAt THeRE ARe 87 GenderS.

oH YES, hoMElesS peOplE Have eaSier LIFe theN ME iF tHeIr SkIn IS WhitE.

See why that doesn't work?

@kura
A great take, except for... 1) you would have to believe that there is at least some posion in the game and 2) that toher options weren't more benefitial overall. (cary waight, debufs etc..)

But I see your point. This guy is surely 10% safer then without the mask.

@parusmajor @groosha
And the problem you have to guide each step by dropping rice...

Sorry for spoiling the gif for you.

1) slovak people
They do not know how do headphones work. I am serious. I have seen only one of them to figure out, that you can play music without tourchering everyone in your surrounding.

2) russians:
Russian people do know how to use headphones, but they have no idea how does trash bin work. Not only are they completelly unable to EVER take the trash out, I have even seen them several times take the trash bag, make a knot on it and leave it next to a bin. (3 of them before I had to report them for physical safety.

And, just so I don't hate only on people from other countries:
3) Czech:
Czech people are total masters of giving you useless advice. And I don't mean a normal type of useless, but monumental levels of useless, that even people in come would be able to figure out were useless.

Only from czech people can I get advice like: You'r roommate is makyng too much noise, why don't YOU put on headphones? (real advice I got)

Oh, You're suffering from insomnia since childhood, have you tried to stop drinking coffee? (Real advice I got FROM A DOCTORS!!! Yes, more then one doctor was that stupid)

Oh, you don't have friends, have you tried going outside? (🤔 )

You get the idea...

@Craftplacer @absturztaube @0x00
"Dear null"

I see your code for automated messages is well treated for edge cases...

@Loki@neckbeard.xyz

@Loki@neckbeard.xyz
Please, tell me it's fake... (I cannot find it on their twitter)

@Loki@neckbeard.xyz
I am not even sure why, but this triggers me twice. Once for including me, and the second time for ignoring the men, who helped buidt their movement that I still do not agree with...

That is at least 3 levels of insult...