LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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facebook correcting my :( to 😞 is forced boomer-fication
@kumicota @enigmatico
The only reason most of us care about our freedoms is that the way they are being taken away is seriously disturbing our way of life... tragic, but that is the way this world works... and normies are not yet affected enough to notice.
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@enigmatico
Me: Just please, I have only one request... PLEASE, do not upload my photos to Facebook.
Mom: ok
1 day later, sends me photos through messenger. 
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【Ξｎｉｇｍａｔｉｃｏ】
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Normie: "Facebook is stealing my data through WhatsApp!"
Me: "How about you switch to a decentralized alternative?"
Normie: "Fuck that! I'll just make a mock account on Facebook!"
Me: "That won't do anything. They'll still know who you are through your phone"
Normie: "Then I will make a WhatsApp mockup account! They won't know it's me!"
Me: "Oh, really? Will you also provide a fake, probably stolen phone number too? Will you use a proxy, TOR, I2P, or at least a VPN to hide your IP address? Will you also route your DNS queries through TOR or at least a safe enough DNS server over HTTPS? Will you also root your device and spoof your MAC address, as well as your IMEI, phone brand, model, serial number, OS version, AND your WLAN SSID? Will also ALL of your contacts do the exact same thing, so that they don't know who is who and who is contacting who? Will you at least give a fake name?"
Normie: "... Fuck that shit! I'm switching to Telegram!"
Me:
Me: "How about you switch to a decentralized alternative?"
Normie: "Fuck that! I'll just make a mock account on Facebook!"
Me: "That won't do anything. They'll still know who you are through your phone"
Normie: "Then I will make a WhatsApp mockup account! They won't know it's me!"
Me: "Oh, really? Will you also provide a fake, probably stolen phone number too? Will you use a proxy, TOR, I2P, or at least a VPN to hide your IP address? Will you also route your DNS queries through TOR or at least a safe enough DNS server over HTTPS? Will you also root your device and spoof your MAC address, as well as your IMEI, phone brand, model, serial number, OS version, AND your WLAN SSID? Will also ALL of your contacts do the exact same thing, so that they don't know who is who and who is contacting who? Will you at least give a fake name?"
Normie: "... Fuck that shit! I'm switching to Telegram!"
Me:
Is there going to be a civil war in US in the next 8 years?
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Have a sample meme from the 'gender feel' section of our menu.
Menu: https://mcmeme-enterprises.neocities.org/menu/
To order: !order '1-4' 'folder from menu'
eg. !order 1 Animal Crossing
Please allow a few minutes for a response.
@alyx @TheAncestor *because she does NOT have a beard 
@alyx @TheAncestor
I am more surprised by the fact he can go into serious detail of topic, that is not at all related to the topic while ignoring the elephant in the room.
Who will survive a pandemic? Peach, because she has a beard... (Compared to Samus in literate airtight spacesuit...)
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@LukeAlmighty I don't like it much either, but literally everyone on the top 10 list can be said to have done the same.
Outselling the entire US comics market single handedly.
Outselling the entire US comics market single handedly.
Damn... today, I made a horrifyingly bad #cafe
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@SystemSock
Good, but why this one?
I have been honestly unable to stand it after about 5 episodes...
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One manga outsold the entire US comic-book industry... six-fold.
Unleash the... MARKET FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LhY3k55vME
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
