@mig
> a customer wanting a new washing machine every five years because of the design (and throwing away completely functional hardware)...
Oh god... Please, tell me you haven't actually seen this... ![]()
@mig
Now, that sounds like a good idea to form a niche company around.
Electrical appliances with programs, that can be fully customized through an API.
It's amazing, just how awfuly modern apliences are programmed.
A kettle:
Upon finishing, it beeps twice. (One more time then is necessery, and in addition, I cannot change volume.) what a shame.
An oven:
Beeps 5 fucking times. That is just overkill
A washing machine:
It fucking keeps beeping forever, until I turn it off. WHY??? ![]()
@nukie
It is a microwave/oven monster.
@nukie
And yes, I am retarded... How does that help?
@nukie
I fear segfault less then a burned meat/house.
@nolim1t
Modern planes no longer have to be stable by design, as long, as their computer stabilizes it 2000 times per second.
@coolboymew @matana
Thanks for translation...
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