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@kaia
oh... I see the monkey was already mentioned several times.

@lichelordgodfrey @apropos @billiam @kaia @moth_ball I personally lived a similar story, but let me tell you "Part 2":

You have your 10/10 formally fat loving girlfriend, but now she's starting to get lots of attention from other men, attention she isn't used to. She likes the attention and even though she loves you, she wants to "enjoy her youth".

She cheats on you, you dump her, she gains all her weight back. Fin.

@moth_ball @billiam @apropos @kaia @tfmonkey it's also why the older, more traditional society pre-20th century had marriage be mostly final (except in egregious cases), both husband and wife are held to strict standards by society reinforced by religion and culture, and adultery was.. actually punished.

@kaia
Known strategy.
Absolutely not a 100 percent plan. I know a guy who tried this, and it still backfired. 🐒💩

Still sounds reasonable though...

@matana
Is it me, or do you hate on me every single time I mention medical industry?

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