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@ondra
What the hell?
I hate this so much... How hard is it to....

Why is it, that I cannot get a web browser to a game console, but a fucking fridge will require an internet connection?

Every single feature they mentioned could have been done through a touch screen and a locked OS. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT, that they plan their users to write custom scripts, and manual will contain a fridge API, so that use is also out.

I just found out, that there actually is a dangerous question in community about wyverians. 

Do wyverians lay eggs?

Life hack (revolutionary) 

If you need to do a time demanding task, but have no place in your schedule to where you can place it, look again.

During night, you have 3 hours reserved purely for sleep, but let's be honest. Do you reeealy need all 3 hours? If you could cut it to 2, you get an entire hour to do that hard task :D

I am not a big fan of neither Milfs, nor hippies, but bloody hell, this one is such a stylish gal....

Never change Japan.

@Mac_CZ
Virgin government VS Chad Mafia

Collects taxes - Collects protection money

Invites invaders - provides protection

Does care about what you do in bedroom - Doesn't care about what you do in bedroom

Fat women police in rainbow cars - Respectable young men in suits and black limo

Provides no extra services - Can provide offers that noone refuses

Can see deep faked president in TV - Can grab a wine with the Don.

If they don't like you, you disappear - If they don't like you, you disappear

@matana
Ok, I will order it anyway... -_-

Any other recomendations? (Would you believe a local gamestop does NOT have Xenoblade Chronicles 2?)

@matana
Excuse my lack of cultural education, but I didn't know the word "warriors" was in any way exclusive to that genre...

Oh no...
I bought a fire emblem...
And it's the game is a fucking dynasty warriors clone...

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