@ondra
What the hell?
I hate this so much... How hard is it to....
Why is it, that I cannot get a web browser to a game console, but a fucking fridge will require an internet connection?
Every single feature they mentioned could have been done through a touch screen and a locked OS. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT, that they plan their users to write custom scripts, and manual will contain a fridge API, so that use is also out.
Life hack (revolutionary)
If you need to do a time demanding task, but have no place in your schedule to where you can place it, look again.
During night, you have 3 hours reserved purely for sleep, but let's be honest. Do you reeealy need all 3 hours? If you could cut it to 2, you get an entire hour to do that hard task :D
@kekservative I never had a foot fetish, so I don't see the problem ![]()
@Mac_CZ
Virgin government VS Chad Mafia
Collects taxes - Collects protection money
Invites invaders - provides protection
Does care about what you do in bedroom - Doesn't care about what you do in bedroom
Fat women police in rainbow cars - Respectable young men in suits and black limo
Provides no extra services - Can provide offers that noone refuses
Can see deep faked president in TV - Can grab a wine with the Don.
If they don't like you, you disappear - If they don't like you, you disappear
@matana
Ok, I will order it anyway... -_-
Any other recomendations? (Would you believe a local gamestop does NOT have Xenoblade Chronicles 2?)
@matana
AND WHO DO YOU THINK I BLAME???
I HATE THAT IDIOT!!!
@matana
Excuse my lack of cultural education, but I didn't know the word "warriors" was in any way exclusive to that genre...
@amerika
What am I missing? I'm afraid...
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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