LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

@dwaltiz @sharutiaburaddofouren @ChristiJunior
I'm not an American.

Step mom was REALY surprised, when I started to sing along to Never gonna gove you up...

She didn't expect me to know the lirics.
Some things are better left without an explanation I guess.

@NEETzsche @zemichi @sharutiaburaddofouren @ChristiJunior
I remember...
And that was kinda one of the secrets of trumps popularity. He could enjoy the moment the way, common people love it the most.

But still, the photo is pure American epicness.

I love how Sailor Moon always starts a battle by using the secret Joestar technique :D

@zemichi @sharutiaburaddofouren @ChristiJunior
THIS IS HOW I IMMAGINE A TRUE AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!!

@ChristiJunior @sharutiaburaddofouren
Ok...
I also eat once a day most of the time, so I do preffer bigger portions.

@ChristiJunior @sharutiaburaddofouren
I'm not that fat yet...
BAKA!!!

@ChristiJunior @sharutiaburaddofouren
Yeah, the coke is a bit much...
But 4 burgers? at least one of them single?

I know you won't agree, but that still isn't any monsterous portion.

Random story.

I remember, when I was at the HARD university.
I was failing about half of my classes. It was inevitable, that I'll drop out in this semester.

A girl comes to me with a survey.
Question one: What semester am I in: I anwsered 2nd.
Question two: When do you plan on finishing your study?
me: This semester.

Her: wow... Immediatelly types it in. Before she realizes what I meant, she couldn't change the anwser on her tablet...

This is the quality of data you get through surveys. XD

@ChristiJunior @sharutiaburaddofouren
To be honest, I still agree with his McDonalds post though...

You have to spend an entire day's pay to fill yourself with that shit.

@rasterman @matrix
Globohomo manafactures whatever it needs. This sign won't help it.

@rasterman @matrix
Every meme get's read many times over.

This gets dumped into one pointless number.

@K

@matrix
Don't worry, I know the odds.
Reason no. 876 to grab a BLOOGY HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UKRAINE?