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@matrix
for two years?
Damn, that guy has to be dead on the inside by now.

Jurrastic world x Spoiler free review 

Well, it was definitelly a video, but I am still not sure it fits a definition of a movie.

@Mykse Yes she is very cute. You may enjoy this video from her as well. Thank you friend.

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@ChristiJunior @admin
This movie is so dumb, I can't even focus.

No matter what happens, everyone is safe. All of it is nothing but dangling keys.

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@ChristiJunior @admin
Not gonna lie, but a flying swarm of fire locust was an amazing joke.

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@ChristiJunior @admin
Aaaand the MC just took a bath in 0 degree water.

he's so dead...

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@beardalaxy
I mean, I always get immersed by CGI. Always. I don't think about if it's real or fake....but

In this movie, dinosaurs are so fake, it's unbelievable. Because no matter how many and how close they are to heroes, they just don't touch. There is literaly 0 interaction in most scenes.

It's like the fake "walking away from explosion" scenes from the 90s, where 1 000 shrapnels fly around the hero, but nothing touches him. It's unwatchable.

Looking at new Jurrassic world 

I know I heard this critique from many movie critics, but in this movie, everything's so fake.

Net because of how it looks, but because no matter how many dinosaurs are around, trying to kill everyone, they just do not interact with the environment AT ALL.

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@ChristiJunior @admin
And just like that, a woman randomly asks the single person, who saw a transaction...

What's tha chance of that again? 1 in 7 000 000 000?

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@Ripsnort
If you put a gun to my head, I could tell you about.... 2 scenes from the last one??? maybe???

Looking at new Jurrassic world 

And the nigger worship in this one is the worst I have seen yet.

They aren't even trying to hide it.
(It might not seem from the screens, but that scene in just painful)

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The bad guys say, that they herd dinosaurs using chips in brain...

That shit won't work as soon as ONE dino slips under the radar.

One dino baby falls into a hole, and they have a free soul...

IDIOTS, noone is that dumb, except for holywood writers and consoomers.

That's not the bad part. 

@BlinkRape
The bad part is, that there are enough shitty sluts to make it profitable.

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