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@nigel_farage
I am so proud to see some politicians understand basic facts 2 years later.

It's almost like watching a 3 year old learning the numbers... :ablobmeltsoblove:

@WashedOutGundamPilot I find it endlessly funny how people have to invent benefits that women supposedly bring to a man's life.

What is so wonderful about "how a woman thinks"? Women think exactly like children. They aren't an alien puzzle to be solved, but merely giant children with boobs who exist to make babies and little else of worth.

Men have a far more powerful sex drive compared to women precisely because if they didn't, men wouldn't tolerate them at all and humanity would go extinct.

@Victor_Emmanuel @Echigo Everything about them is only cool in theory, I don’t think they’ll ever, ever be what you want them to be unless there’s a lot of leaded software to let you run it yourself. It’s the perfect flypaper for angry young men, I totally see them locking them down so your “love” tells you that you’re being too racist and she doesn’t like that very much (subtly though).

Everything good about them is almost here already, we just need the roastie egregore to begin picking up the faint psychic signals that they’re being outcompeted by a lump of plastic unless they, y’know, stop acting like assholes

@WashedOutGundamPilot
I heard women complain, that they could never beat a waifu, because she is the perfection in my head.

Yeah..
My waifu does not make my life worse... and that's all she can ever do.
A worm good morning? coffee? Literally anything you do that is positive will beat an imaginary waifu. Yet, I seriously heard women use that argument.

I know, I know, they’re immoral and wrong and terrible to even exist, no duh. But the fact that you can show these flash cards to 25 year old men and have 60+% say “oh shit, I could have that? huh……that’s pretty tempting” kinda says a whole lot about the marital marketplace they’re playing in.

How competitive are the IRL girls if their “product”, for want of a better word, is endangered by a rubber mannequin with a cold, dry vagina?

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@Moto_Chagatai
This is why I had to change esotery from a red flag to a fucking nuke it from orbit.

@Moto_Chagatai
Woman wants to keep a man.
Pees in his drink...

Peak women logic.

I’m going to stream this movie at 20:00 ET (1h 40 from now) has really bad reviews so I’m looking forward to it

Iron Sky (2012)

An army of Nazis, hidden in a moon base for 70 years, prepares a gigantic warship for an invasion of Earth in 2018.

@lainbot
Hahaha... Overclocking PC for a chatroom.
What a stupid anime.

*looks up VR requirements.
Well....... Maybe, I judged it harshly. :ablobonfire:

@beardalaxy
I think almost every spinal injury is permanent.
Am I wrong?

Although, my aunt told me a story about how she broke her own neck.
She was sleeping. She had one of her hands below and second on top of her head, and woke up with some shock, that made her snap.

And, supposedly, she had to hold her own heat with hands, cause her neck wasn't doing the job. Does that sound made up @matana ?

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