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@coolboymew
OR....
I take it back.
I take number 5, and I can burn any building from anywhere, as long as they have a toaster.

That is a low-level Kira, but still able to terrorize the entire world.

@coolboymew
Either 4 and become a true jewish king
Or 2 and use my ability to become unbelievabely rich.

Because if I can sell millions of tons of gravel, there will be someone willing to buy.

But somehow, it works.
Some clown had told me today, thet I had "my representative" as a president for the last 10 years.

That guy was so brainwashed, that he actually believed, that whatever happened in the government for the last 10 years was MY FAULT :D

I have no words to describe the absolute stupidity of that. But the TV told him so, so it cannot be another way.

@bifpowell @BigSkyRider
Women and politicians use words as spells. They mean nothing, but some of them have effects.

"Allohomora": Nothing happens
"Get vaccinated": Nothing happens
"trustthescience": They got the result

But the entire time, all these parasites care about is the end result.

@BigSkyRider
> He rallied up the country as troops

Please, tell me, she meant that figguratively. Because if not, and she thinks that it's ok...

@PapaPole @captain_arepa allow me to answer.

a futa fucking a futa is 50% gay as well.

a man fucking a futa is 75% gay, but a futa fucking a man is still 100% gay because the man is being penetrated.

@matana
I am starting to think we were too quick to ban it, when I look at some people.

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