LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@beardalaxy @LoliHat
I will think about it.
In my case, it's obvious Revenge Bedtime Procrastination. 
I should try getting some more rest before the work again...
@RandolphScott@pieville.net
"thinks she can turn off her bodycam."
If that itself shouldn't sent you to jail for a decade, there is something wrong.
@matana
The first one hits the dark style just right.
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Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?
Holden: The eggs lay in the pan, sizzling with the bacon grease in the heat- bubbling and cooking away, it wants to be eaten, but it can’t, not without your help, but you’re not helping.
Leon: What do you mean I didn’t eat breakfast? I did eat breakfa-
Holden: I mean, you didn’t eat breakfast. Why is that Leon? – They’re just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. – Shall we continue?
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@LoliHat @beardalaxy
Also, what is the exact problem with your sleep schedule?
@LoliHat @beardalaxy
I have to reverse this advice...
Try turning lights ON when you want to be awake, even if it's the middle of the day.
Your house is blocking the natural sun anyway.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot
>be a boomer
>mock kids these days for not knowing how to change oil
>"what? of course i didn't show my kids, it's not MY responsibility to teach them! i just took the car to the dealership so i could spend time watching TV instead"
>"what? hell no you can't take auto shop in high school, you have to take college prep calculus and AP english instead!"
>"why don't kids go fishing these days?"
>built a whole regulatory bureaucracy where now you need a $300 permit every year and anyone under 17 must be supervised by an adult
>sold all the lakes to private real estate developers and now they're all owned by HOAs that strictly ban fishing, swimming, boating, and anything else but looking at the water while jerking off to your property value number
>be a boomer
>mock kids these days for not knowing how to change oil
>"what? of course i didn't show my kids, it's not MY responsibility to teach them! i just took the car to the dealership so i could spend time watching TV instead"
>"what? hell no you can't take auto shop in high school, you have to take college prep calculus and AP english instead!"
>"why don't kids go fishing these days?"
>built a whole regulatory bureaucracy where now you need a $300 permit every year and anyone under 17 must be supervised by an adult
>sold all the lakes to private real estate developers and now they're all owned by HOAs that strictly ban fishing, swimming, boating, and anything else but looking at the water while jerking off to your property value number
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Even gura raising her arms still seems smaller than Calli
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
