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@picandor @furgar
Of course not.
I just had to find the space for the rough police man, who will keep the discipline. Especially considering, just how untrained some other candidates are. This trip will take years, and everything has to keep working.

When literally everything else fails, it's never a bad idea to go back, and repeat all the basics.

@picandor @furgar
And yes, if I had the choice, I would design the team to be 2 straight men with 5 women.

@picandor @furgar
Also, that vegetarian is gay. And nothing personal, but that's not a good trait for colonization.

@picandor @furgar
Well, I took her based on "muslim female"... Gotta pump up the babies somehow.

@picandor @furgar
Also, you seriously don't need vegetarians, especially if it complicates the logystics of the entire mission.

African doctor is much more important.

@picandor @furgar
> The 60-year-old Jewish university administrator

Seriously bad choice. If the trip takes 10 years, he will be full Biden, even before you can start creating any infrastructure.

On the other hand, the racist cop with anger issues is ESSENTIAL in case, that the rest of the crew isn't trained properly. (they aren't)

@beardalaxy
I cannot immagine it either :D
And noone said that I am even capable of doing it.

@Ricotta
Well, I know what you mean...

But if she did cause any trouble, don't worry. We took the racist armed police officer with excessive force use habit for a reason.

Before we land, you wold believe she grew up in a muslim community.

@Ricotta
And also, he's a jew, but at that point, we're splitting hairs.

@Ricotta
I object to him being an university administrator. If your jib is to facilitate wasting youth and ruining the formation of families, you are a criminal no matter what religion caused you to take the job.

@Ricotta
60 year old?
That guy will be 85 before the rocket lands.

Vegetarian? That is just insane. We're going to re-build the entire food sector of rocket, and invest billions for one guy?

I know this entire list is meant to be a trap, but these choises are just obvious.

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