LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
@caekislove @WashedOutGundamPilot
HR is point of no return.
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Also the omnipresent contractor system at work: Everything is just a gig, nobody ever carries fault for anything because it’s just another contractor’s fault!
@Wormwood
What the fuck did I just read?
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Mandatory straitjackets for all women until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
@grips
Yeah, it was amazing.
When it comes to luxurious restaurants, I have no idea where do colleagues find the time to look them all up.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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so many times but with milk bottole + glass of milk
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Ukrainian soldier learns how to use a stinger missile launcher from watching a youtube video.
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@lebronjames75 @coolboymew
Also, possible disappointment, when you see a fresh meat, and it turns into a dead one before your eyes.
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@coolboymew possums feign death when stress reaches critical levels(read: commit unconscious for 1 to X hours) and shit and piss themselves as they do it to become less attractive to predators. the piss mustve triggered a "this is another animal's piss, i must overwrite it with my own piss marker" response, overwriting the "i will eat this small prey animal" behaviour
How the fuck did my autocorrect get so god damn amazing? I don't even remember using that term.
Sure.... You know this term... Yet I get a red line under every single fuck I write 20 times a day.
@Jazzy_Butts
Well, it was a decent fun, but the cult of Holywood ego made it quite unbearable.
Also, it had to be expensive as fuck. How do these movies pay for themselves?
Europeans only:
Choose your neighbors
@Royper
I would.......not.
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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wanted to know if I could use an old expired credit card for openpgp stuff.
so anyway now I'm buying EMV pinpads on ebay which isn't suspicious at all
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
